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ilypizza

1. ilypizza
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   not trying to make you jealous but every time i go on the internet there are hot singles in my area wanting to chat with me
   
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2. ilypizza
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   February 23, 2013 8:04pm UTC
   *steals yo girl* *feels bad* *returns yo girl and apologizes*
   
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3. ilypizza
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   February 19, 2013 1:00am UTC
   i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
   nmq
   
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4. ilypizza
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   February 18, 2013 8:32pm UTC
   why can't we have a president's day AND a vice president's day???
   THEY NEED LOVE TOO
   and i want school off on tuesday
   
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5. ilypizza
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   February 17, 2013 12:31am UTC
   if i dont finish this sentence me and niall are having se
   
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6. ilypizza
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   February 16, 2013 10:46pm UTC
   but really genitalia would be such a pretty name why did its meaning have to ruin it???
   
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7. ilypizza
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   February 16, 2013 10:42pm UTC
   on a scale from 1 to the other 4 members of maroon 5 how ignored do u feel
   
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8. ilypizza
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   February 16, 2013 10:15pm UTC
   why am i not getting any followers
   its because im jewish isnt it
   
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9. ilypizza
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   February 16, 2013 8:17pm UTC
   condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus
   
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10. ilypizza
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    February 11, 2013 10:03pm UTC
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    February 7, 2013 9:22pm UTC
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12. ilypizza
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    February 7, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    what if periods are just a nose bleed but it got lost on the way out
    
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13. ilypizza
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    February 5, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    white lips pale face booty poppin bc gay marriage is legal in da uk
    
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14. ilypizza
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    February 2, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Me: Siri tell me a joke
    Siri: *turns on front facing camera*
    
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15. ilypizza
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    February 2, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    i hate putting my quote in the funny category because what if its only funny to me
    
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16. ilypizza
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    February 2, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    the fact that ed sheeran rode the subway to his own show makes me no
    
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17. ilypizza
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    February 2, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    whenever zayn goes into hiding he jumps back out in gucci model form
    
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