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aquaille
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 9:40am UTC

Geography lesson...
Teacher : What is the biggest country,miss?
Me: United states
of EURASIA..Sia...Sia...
Teacher : GET OUT!!
Favourite this if you lo v e
MUSE

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tayloralexis
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 10:04am UTC

Dear Witty,
When i fail my mid-term, I'm blaming YOU.
Love,
Girl who should be doing her mid-term right now 0.o

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Twitchy1o1
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 10:05am UTC

who ever said
"Nothing is impossible"
clearly never tried slamming a revolving door

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aberdoddles42
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 10:20am UTC

I hate it so much when:;
My boyfriend is upset, but I'm not there to comfort him..
<3

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secretsunspoken
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 10:18am UTC

its hard to wait around
for something you know might never happen
but its even harder to give up when you know its
everything you want

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kalhaaa
posted a quote
January 31, 2011 10:23am UTC

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xoxpaigexox3
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 9:26pm UTC

"there's an app for that"
no there's not. theres no witty app.
I NEED A WITTY APP.
(fave if you think there should be a witty app) ♥
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livelaughlove756
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 3:34pm UTC

Girl is late to class:
Teacher: why are you late?
Girl: I was blowing bubbles
*5 minutes later*
Another girl is late to class
Teacher: And why are you late?
Girl: I was blowing bubbles
*5 more minutes later*
A boy is late to class
Teacher: Let me guess! This is all some giant dirty joke isn't it? You're Bubbles!
Boy:
Gross. My name is John. My car broke down. And you, lady, have a sick mind!
Not my format

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freeweezy1
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 5:47pm UTC

I'm the type of girl,
that laughs at her mistakes,
So pardon me
if I laugh in your face*
- - - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - - -

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 7:01pm UTC

The Other Day
I wore a pair of UGGs to school & my teacher started singing;
"apple bottom jeans, jeans, boots with the fur, with the fur!"
♥

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jessashton
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 1:07pm UTC

dreaming about the day when
you wake up & find that
what your looking for
has been me the whole time.
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JustGetALife
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 12:38pm UTC

When wives are pregnant,
All the females rub her tummy and say,
"CONGRATULATIONS."
But how come nobody rubs his balls and says,
"GOOD JOB."
-facebooook(;

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Mjcmjcx18
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 9:36am UTC

why do
boys act different
from when they text you
than in real life? ♥
~not my format~

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PeaceOutt__
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 2:01pm UTC

If Your Still Talking About
YESTERDAY
then you haven't lived enough
TODAY
♥

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RainbowSprinkles13
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 12:59pm UTC

Sixth Grade:
*gets caught texting in class*
Teacher: I'm telling your parents.
Kid: *starts crying* No! It won't happen again, I promise!
Eighth Grade:
*gets caught texting in class*
Teacher: I'm telling your parents.
Kid: Who do you think I was texting, dumbshit?

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xLovestruckx
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 11:10am UTC

I love how boys can
Act so temporary.
But can leave a girl's feelings for them permanent.

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Biawzz
posted a quote
January 30, 2011 9:20am UTC

Writing his name
on a condensated window
----------♥----------
mine.

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