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  1. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 10:04pm UTC
    What % are you hated in school??
    [ ] Gotten a referral
    [ ]Gotten detention
    [ ]Gotten your cell phone/iPod taken away
    [ ]Gotten suspended
    [ ]Gotten caught chewing gum during class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 0
    [ ]Gotten late to a class more than 10 times
    [ ] Didnt do homework over 5 times
    [ ] Returned at least 2 projects in late
    TOTAL SO FAR: 0
    [ ] Missed school cause you felt like it
    [ ] skipped class at least 1 time
    [ ] laughed so hard you got kicked out of class
    TOTAL SO FAR: 0
    [ x] Texted people during class
    [x ] Passed notes
    [x ] Threw stuff across the room
    [ x] Laughed at the teacher
    TOTAL SO FAR:4
    [ ] Went on myspace, friendster , xanga , etc on the computer at school
    [ x] Took pictures during school hours
    [ x] Called people during school hours
    [ x] Listened to an ipod/ cd player/mp3 during class
    [ ] Hit a teacher or student with a textbook
    TOTAL SO FAR:7
    [ ] Gotten a call home
    [ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
    [ ] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go
    [ ] Used passes from other days/Or made fake pass
    [ ] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
    TOTAL SO FAR: 7
    [x ] Slept in class
    [ ] Played basketball with paper balls using the trash can as a basket
    [ ] Threatened a teacher/(told off a teacher)
    [ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
    [ ] Treat the teacher as invisible
    TOTAL: 8
    now times this by 3….
    24% hated

  2. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2010 6:09pm UTC
    MY CRUSH!!!
    Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them. Decide what's more important,love,or 10 milliondollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject"My Crush" and you'll
    get an unexpected talk from your crush ...DON'T screw it up.

  3. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 8:42pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  4. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you

  5. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 5:52pm UTC
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  6. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 11:05pm UTC
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will
    KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...
    .....OR BETTER

  7. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
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    May 19, 2010 8:23pm UTC
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    April 30, 2010 5:41pm UTC
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  9. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 4:56pm UTC
    okay,
    what happened to all of the REAL quotes?!?
    this is a quote site.
    im not on here to read about everyones little pitty parties for themselves.
    so stop writing about how awful your life is
    we all have hard times, and to get me through mine,
    id like to read QUOTES that relate.
    not other people complaining about how much everything sucks.
    kay. thanks :)

  10. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
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    April 23, 2010 3:52pm UTC
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  11. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2010 5:27pm UTC
    My Crush
    My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love,or 10 milliondollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll
    get an unexpected talk from your crush...DON'T screw it up.

  12. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 6:36pm UTC
    help me anyone please.!!!
    i dont know what to do.
    so theres this guy right...and my friend set me up with him.
    and he is absolutely PERFECT!
    we talked for about two weeks.
    im in love. i know that sounds ridiculous. but i am.
    it only took two weeks for me to fall for this guy.
    he told me that, he really liked me and wanted to date me, and that he would always be here for me.
    the only problem...there was another girl he likes.
    one day, he randomly told me he didnt want to talk to me anymore.
    i asked him why?
    he said because he didnt want to fall for me because i was too ahmazing...
    i was like, um ohkay, that doesnt make any sense.
    i cant get this guy out of my head. he says he really likes me still, but he just cant talk to me because of this other girl...
    idk what to do. im a complete disaster. i love this guy with all my heart. and i dont wanna let him go like that.
    i want to wait for him. but i need to wait for him and the other girl to be done first...
    but i dont wanna wait around forever for something that might not happen..
    any ideas please??? anything will help...i realy need help

  13. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
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    February 25, 2010 3:50pm UTC
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  14. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 1:17pm UTC
    H o w m u c h a r e y o u w o r t h ? ?
    Natural Hair Color:
    Brown-$100
    Blonde-$50
    Black - $15
    Bald - $5
    Other-$75
    Eye Color:
    Brown - $50
    Green - $75
    Blue $150
    Hazel $100
    Other-$15:
    Height
    Over 7′ - $200
    6′8″ to 7′ - $175
    6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
    5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
    5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
    Under 5'4 - $ 95
    Age:
    50 to 56 - $175
    46 to 50 - $150
    41 to 45 - $125
    31 to 40 - $100
    26 to 30 - $75
    21 to 25 - $50
    19 to 20 - $25
    0 to 18 - $100
    Birth Order:
    Twins or more than twins - $750
    First Born - $320
    Only Child - $250
    second born - $150
    Middle child - $10
    Last born - $100
    third born - $550
    fourth born - $300
    fifth born - $400
    sixth born -$215
    Drink?
    I did like once - $400
    Only Holidays - $250
    Sometimes - $215
    YES - $200
    only weekends - $300
    Every other day - $50
    Once a day - $15
    I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
    No - $600
    Shoe Size:
    13+ - $300
    12 and a half to 13 - $250
    7 to 10 - $500
    11 to 12 - $400
    Under 7- $450
    Favorite Colors (two):
    Green-$750
    Red - $600
    Black - $100
    Yellow - $475
    Brown - $300
    Purple - $225
    White - $400
    Aqua - $350
    Orange - $300
    Blue - $300
    Pink/Hot pink - $100
    Other - $500
    TOTAL AMOUNT: $$2,390.00

  15. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2010 8:57pm UTC
    oh boy, this isnt looking too good..hahaha (:
    1 [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    2 [x]Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    3 [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    4 []You have jumped out of a movingvehicle
    5 [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed,then people gave you weird looks
    6 [x] You have ran into a tree
    7 [] It Is possible to lick your elbow
    8 [x]You tried to lick your elbow after you read this
    9 [x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
    10[x] You just tried to sing them
    11 [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
    12 [x] You have choked on your own spit
    13 [] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. ( i get it)
    14 [x] You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
    15 [x] You just looked at it
    16 [x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
    17 [x] A LOT of People have called you slow
    18 [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    19 [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went somewhere else on your face
    20 [x] You have caught yourself drooling
    21 [x] You've fallen asleep in class
    22 [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    23 [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    24 [x] People are often shaking their heads at you and walk away from you
    25 [x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
    26 [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    27 [] You have eaten a bug
    28 [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
    29 [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or insideout, and didn't realize it
    30 [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
    31 [x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
    32 [x] You break a lot of things
    33 [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you (most of t hem do)
    34 [x] You tilt your head when you're confusedd
    35 [x] You have fallenout of your chair before
    36 [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the
    ceiling/wall.
    37 [x] The word 'umm' is used many times a day
    38 [x] You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
    39 [x] You have spelled your name wrong
    40 [x] You have packed to go somewhere and totally forgot the most important thing

  16. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2010 5:17pm UTC
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God,
    but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
    but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
    Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller,
    but bars and clubs are growing?
    Why is it so hard to fight for what you belive in,
    when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you.
    The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father."
    90% of you won't repost this

  17. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    OK guys, this truly is freaky, the phone literally rang as soon as I read the last word of this email!!!!!
    I am taking the bait - what do I have to lose right? Hope it works! Supposedly The Phone Will Ring Right After You Do This. Just read the little stories and think of a wish as you scroll all the way to the bottom. There is a message there - then make your wish. No attachment on this one.
    ... See More
    Stories :... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See more
    I'm 13 years old, and I wished that my dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m. When I made my wish. At 3:07 p.m.(14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there my Dad was, luggage and all!!... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More
    I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!!!
    My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office. He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years. What a great email it was!!
    Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex. you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true). However, if you don't send this to people in 5 minutes, you will have bad luck for years!!
    Go for it!!!
    SCROLL DOWN!

  18. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
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    January 23, 2010 7:22pm UTC
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    January 23, 2010 7:22pm UTC
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  20. iluvyax3 iluvyax3
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 12:48pm UTC
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise you (:

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