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foreveryoung19
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March 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC

89% of boys are cute..
the other percent are in my school...

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hannahb005
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March 20, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Um, excuse me.. Mr. Swagger ?
Either walk a little faster or buy a belt.
Thanks, homie.

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QuoteMexoh44
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March 20, 2012 9:05pm UTC

me: Hey I just met you
One Direction:
me: and this is crazy
One Direction:
me: but you're so sexy...
One Direction:
me: so have my babies
One Direction:
Paperlung's format || tumblr

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iScreamPatatoes
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March 20, 2012 9:13pm UTC

100%true story moment
OMG...!!! I was in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other
stall: "Hi, how are you?" Me: " (embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So, what are you up to?" Me:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" Me: (attitude) "Are you F-ing
serious!!!!!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There 's an idiot in the other stall who keeps
answering all my questions"
~~~nmf~~~

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Fake_a_smile
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March 20, 2012 9:15pm UTC

At one point,
We all have a friend with the sweetest boyfriend
Who you hope your future husband wil be like...
Which is really awkward for everyone...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mgarcia503
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March 20, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Wouldn't it be ironic if we died in the living room?
♥

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Just_3_Things
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March 20, 2012 8:34pm UTC

{ wHILE READinG A PRESENTAtion♥ }
everthing is 10 times funnier

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cheer4eva62442
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March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Your like mondays,
No body likes you ;*

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blahhxxemmy
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March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
me: I-
dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
me: *gets out*
dad:
me:
dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
me: *gets back in the car*
dad:
me:
dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
me:
dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
true story, lol

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