Friend: He wrote this song to be in twilight Me: This song could never be in twilight Friend: How do you know? Me: Because twilight is all; I'm gonna bite you I'm a vampire. I'm gonna eat you I'm a werewolf!
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December 10, 2011 11:57pm UTC
Dad: You should get off facebook sometime. Facebook is not the only thing to life. Me: Dad, I get it. I understand. You're jealous because I can have a social life WITHOUT leaving the house. greendancer kinda gave me this idea.(: