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my witty girls: Jenna & Becky♥
my tumblr: http://reindeercanfly.tumblr.com/

and i love being under the influence
under the influence of you ♥
hi. i'm sarah kristin. been in love with my boyfriend conner since 3/15/10 i also love goldfish, calvin harris, and tumblr. 17 yrs young

iluvsamoas
posted a quote
November 10, 2011 8:13pm UTC

tomorrow? 11/11/11 at 11:11?
my wish will be about love.
well no freaking duh.
you should wish for it too. your heart wants him more than a unicorn, or a million bucks,
and probably even more than justin bieber.
because what happens when that unicorn or a million bucks or the biebs himself lands on your doorstep?
"Oh, I wish it was him..."
so why take the chance? wish for love ♥

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
November 9, 2011 7:33pm UTC

****All the stars up in the sky, and the leaves in the trees. All the
broken bits that make you jump up, and grassy bits in
between. All the matter in the world, is how much
I like you.
;
Format: iluvsamoas

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
November 6, 2011 9:34am UTC

HOMECOMING SUCKED
I cried, and I try to never cry in public. But I couldn't help it, I was crying, makeup running down
my face and glitter in my eyes. He made up for it, though. Once i had wiped basically all traces of makeup off my face, I reached for my bag. "I have more makeup in here," I explained. "I'll go to
the bathroom and put it on." As I went to head out, he stopped me, kissed me, and then said,
"No, don't do that. You look prettier without it."

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
November 3, 2011 8:24pm UTC

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 6:31pm UTC

he is everything you want
he is everything you need
he is everything inside of you
that you wish you could be
he says all the right things
at exactly the right time

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 4:58pm UTC

honestly,
a jealous guy is worse than a jealous girl
trust me, i would know

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 4:46pm UTC

why girls hate periods:
take necklace off boyfriend gave you
it isn't in the normal spot
oh no. you lost it
he's going to be mad at you
because you wasted all his money
you start bursting into tears
then you find it 5 inches away
from where it normally is

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 4:57pm UTC

i need some cute halloween costume ideas for me&my bf
any suggestions?? (:

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 5:31pm UTC

guess i'm not a "witty girl"
we all just assume that we all feel the same way
i don't have any urge to wear sweats at all
i think they feel disgusting and ugly
and i want to burn the one pair i have
same goes for chilling in t-shirts
i cant leave the house without looking nice
whenever i do, people think i'm sick
and i can not stand uggs either
i'm not a fan of taylor swift,
plus i don't like eminem, and
i'm definitely not a belieber either
i don't wish i was a little kid again
i was such a nerd and picked on then
i like high school a lot better
half the time i dont know what kids you see
cuz not all of them are growing up to fast
and most guys i know really arent jerks
so i cant stand when you classify them all as.
most top quotes i cant relate to at all for this reason
sure, i guess you could shun me,
but what does that say
about you?

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 12:41pm UTC

making a quote about cancer
won't do anything except get you fav's. and that's nothin but selfish. it doesn't raise awareness, cuz who hasn't heard of cancer? sure, i feel bad that your grandpa or your best friend is sick with it, but a bunch of fav's from total strangers? it doesn't make it any better. plus, its not like cancer is some unheard of disease. raising cancer awareness? please, my 3 year old cousin knows what it is. if it was some barely known illness, that i could understand. like i have Crohn's Disease, and i bet most of you have no idea what it is. if you're talking about something nobody's heard of, it's more understandable, because it's raising awareness. but using sickness to get fav's?
that's not right.

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 7:16pm UTC

I HATE SWEATPANTS
i am now fully prepared to be shunned..

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 4:42pm UTC

I'M SEXY
and i know it (;

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 12:37pm UTC

all i know is that
you're so nice
you're the nicest thing i've ever seen
-kate nash; nicest thing

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 10:30am UTC

Totally not my format
Favorite Website?
Witty
Facebook

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 10:23am UTC

I like being able to shout,
But I wish I could be quiet
When I'm quiet people just think I'm sad
And usually I am
kate nash- don't you want to share the guilt

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 6:48pm UTC

nmf (:
“ take every
thing i say
with a pinch
of salt.

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 8:52pm UTC

SLEEPING LIKE A BABY
is actually a horrible excuse for an expression...
most babies wake up in the middle of the night crying

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 8:26pm UTC

THIS HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.
DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
post some
actual quotes
FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS
and your witty will be cool!

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 8:21pm UTC

you're no prince charming
i guess that makes us perfect for each other
because i'm definitely not a princess

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 8:14pm UTC

dedicated to the girl i hate (;
she's only dating him
because no one else will date her.
he's only dating her
because she's stupid enough to.

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