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Melrose*
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April 26, 2013 6:13pm UTC

有信心
have faith

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Hale_Storm18
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April 26, 2013 5:45pm UTC

That half hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
"No, no, really, no. I won't take it. Please, no...okay. Thanks."

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queen*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 5:29pm UTC

"Blow minds, not dudes"
actually, you can do both! what a concept! that woman can be intelligent as well as sexually active! and that we don't live in the 18th century and woman don't have to be pure virgin housewives if they don't want! oh my gosh

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Jade672
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August 3, 2012 11:20pm UTC

I used to cry because
I didn't think I was loved, now I cry because I don't think
I deserve to be.

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Jade672
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August 4, 2012 11:38am UTC

When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you.
When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you.
When I first l i k e d you, I was afraid to love you.
♥ ♥ ♥ n o w t h a t I l o v e y o u ♥ ♥ ♥
ImaFRaiDtOLoSeYou

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 12:23pm UTC

The reason to start over new;
& The reasON IS YOU.♥
nmf

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yourcool
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August 24, 2012 2:31pm UTC

I'm in love
with cities
I've never
been to and
people I've
never met.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 2:36pm UTC

holey-moley, my-oh-my;
you're the apple of my eye.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 2:43pm UTC

potheads say that marajuana is good for you because it's natural.
but just because it's natural doesn't mean it is safe.
you wanna know what else is natural?
bears.

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yourcool
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August 24, 2012 2:59pm UTC

lazy senior rule:
has a full plan for the zombie apocalypse.
has no idea what to do after graduation.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 3:04pm UTC

I hate the word "homophobia".
It's not a phobia.
You aren't scared.
You're just an as/hole.

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 3:09pm UTC

1) build yourself a cloning machine
2) go f/ck yourself.

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yourcool
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August 24, 2012 3:23pm UTC

the weather is awful: can't go to class.
the weather is beautiful: can't waste it in class.

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BlackButterflies
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August 25, 2012 12:06am UTC

---^---^---^---^---^---^---^----------------------------------
if it stopped. . .who would miss me?

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katberndt1
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:54am UTC

Who ever invented the
"knock-knock jokes"should
get a"No-bell prize" (;

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:56am UTC

Some people say I seem conceited
But at least that hides the fact that I secretly HATE how I look

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GreenMariLoves
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June 15, 2012 1:23pm UTC

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Real Relationship:
Girl: Here's your phone. You have a text message
Boy: Babe. Just check it for me.
Facebook
Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

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harrystylesisfit
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

american kid:
"so, you're from the uk? cool! so do you have tea with the Queen?"
british kid:
"do you go to mcdonalds with Obama?"

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yonkers
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July 2, 2012 3:09pm UTC

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