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iluvelbows95
posted a quote
May 9, 2009 9:03pm UTC

♥ F A I R Y T A L E S D O N ' T T E L L C H I L D R E N T H A T D R A G O N S E X I S T ♥
♥ C H I L D R E N A L R E A D Y K N O W T H A T D R A G O N S E X I S T ♥
♥ F A I R Y T A L E S T E L L C H I L D R E N T H A T D R A G O N S C A N B E K I L L E D ♥

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iluvelbows95
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April 2, 2009 6:32pm UTC

S O R R Y A B E R C R O M B I E ,
i can rip my own jeans ♥

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iluvelbows95
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January 16, 2009 7:10pm UTC

iM NOT LAZY,
iM JUST HAPPY DOiNG NOTHiNG(:

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iluvelbows95
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January 16, 2009 5:40pm UTC

AM i THE ONLY ONE WHO TRiES TO SLAM REVOLViNG DOORS??

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iluvelbows95
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January 15, 2009 10:28pm UTC

i live for awkward moments;

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iluvelbows95
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January 15, 2009 8:30pm UTC

wanna hear a joke?....
miley cyrus (:

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iluvelbows95
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January 15, 2009 7:08pm UTC

a baby cow walked up to it's mother and asked,
'why is my name daisy?'
and the mother said,
'because when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head.'
the baby cow said 'ok' and walked away.
another baby cow walked up to it's mother and asked,
'why is my name rose?'
and the mother said,
'because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.'
the baby cow said 'ok' and walked away.
then the last baby cow walked up to it's mother and mumbled retardedly,
and the mother said,
'shut up, cinderblock.'
XD

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iluvelbows95
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January 15, 2009 3:59pm UTC

does anyone else get super annoyed by that shamwow guy?!
i mean come on, it's a frickin towel! how exciting can that be!?!

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