When I was little,
My mom used to tell me. "You see,
Girls,
are like apples on a tree. p
o
All the good ones are on t
and all the yucky ones are on b
o
t
t
o
Boys, m
are just too afraid to climb to the top
for all the really good apples,
because they are afraid of f
a
l
l
i
n
.g
Thats why they go for the yucky ones on the bottom.
Because they are easy to get."
Mom, you are STILL right to this day.