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  1. jamies1125 jamies1125
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    *press a toy in the store.*
    *won't stop making noises*
    walk away, walk away.
    format by jimmy365
    nmq!

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Favorite if you think
    bubblewrap is the best part of the package.
    format by jimmy365
    nmq!

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes.
    me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Dear girls,
    If you ever get
    cheated, hurt or
    broken by a boy,
    Go to his house, steal all his shoes and
    dump a s**tload of legos on his floor.
    format by jimmy365

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    I'm going to paint a blue square
    in my backyard so google earth thinks I have a pool.

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare it gets uglier.

  7. MuRdErMaRy16 MuRdErMaRy16
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Sooo..
    My friend;
    Justin !
    Yeahh he's taking me to see,
    THE VOW
    :)<3

  8. nikki_penny_love nikki_penny_love
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    My boyfriend
    does this really cute thing
    [ where he doesn't exhist ]

  9. dancingpurplebunny dancingpurplebunny
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Giants
    V.
    PATRIOTS

  10. WachuBBall123 WachuBBall123
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    that hesitation
    when you want to fave something, but then realize it has "69" faves so you leave it alone... just me?
    nmf

  11. kermitlover27 kermitlover27
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  12. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    credittokclove5layouts
    hi
    hi
    hi
    hi
    type here
    Close friends-> Crush->
    Relationship-> Heartbroken->
    Barely Friends -> Strangers
    hi
    kclove5(c)
    type here
    hi
    hi
    hi
    Format by kclove5layouts

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    maybe it's maybelline.
    or maybe it's photoshop.


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  16. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 12:24am UTC
    I don't care.
    What you look like.
    What you wear.
    What your sexual orientation is.
    Who you are.
    How old you are.
    What your race is.
    How tall you are.
    I will always be your friend; When you need one the most.
    Yeah, I guess you could say I'm Oprah.

  17. Dayummmx3 Dayummmx3
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Going on Omegle to Vent
    Because you don't trust anyone you know.

    nmf

  18. julieeeee julieeeee
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    I'm not the girl your mom warned you about. her imagination was never this good.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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