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iloveyou_marcus

1. iloveyou_marcus
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2010 8:26pm UTC
   Favorite ifff ;
   You were always scared when your parents counted to three.
   :D
   
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2. iloveyou_marcus
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   November 5, 2010 7:37pm UTC
   Favorite iffff ;
   You miss Billy Mays yelling at you to buy oxy clean. /:
   
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3. iloveyou_marcus
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   November 5, 2010 7:28pm UTC
   favorite iffffff ;
   You have tried to balance the light switch between on & off.
   Do it allll tha time ;)
   
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4. iloveyou_marcus
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   November 5, 2010 7:17pm UTC
   You look tired.
   "Maybe cause im at school & its seven in the morning, you moron.
   
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5. iloveyou_marcus
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   November 5, 2010 7:12pm UTC
   Dear 8 year old,
   Please get off facebook & go back to club penguine.
   Facboook .(:
   
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6. iloveyou_marcus
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   November 5, 2010 6:39pm UTC
   Favorite iffffff ;
   You pretend to be asleep when your parents come in your room .
   :D
   
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7. iloveyou_marcus
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   November 5, 2010 2:38pm UTC
   Favorittttte ifff ;
   You love those long text messages about how someone feels about you .
   Makes my day <3
   
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8. iloveyou_marcus
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   November 5, 2010 2:32pm UTC
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9. iloveyou_marcus
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   November 5, 2010 1:18pm UTC
   Sorry , im allergic to bullshit .
   ♥
   
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10. iloveyou_marcus
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    November 5, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    Heres to the future ,
    cause im done with the past.
    ♥
    
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11. iloveyou_marcus
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    November 5, 2010 12:52pm UTC
    Dear heart ,
    Why him?
    ♥
    
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12. iloveyou_marcus
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    November 5, 2010 12:46pm UTC
    Giving up doesn't always mean your weak ,
    Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
    ♥
    
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13. iloveyou_marcus
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    November 5, 2010 1:12am UTC
    Am i the only one who argues with their boyfriend every night about who loves who more?<3
    me: I love you
    him: but i love you more.
    me: nuhhh uh.
    Him: Yes huh baby.
    me: No. i win, end of story ;)
    
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14. iloveyou_marcus
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    November 4, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    Favorite iffff, ;
    You go to bed with both socks on,
    & wake up with only one.
    Happens all the timme (:
    
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15. iloveyou_marcus
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    November 4, 2010 7:57pm UTC
    "omgz havin such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!"
    ..seriously? take the keyboard and bash your head in.
    
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16. iloveyou_marcus
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    November 4, 2010 7:49pm UTC
    Girls take 5 million pictures trying to get the best one,
    When guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine. (:
    
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17. iloveyou_marcus
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    November 4, 2010 7:37pm UTC
    Elephant says to the camel: Why do you have two boobs on your back?
    Camel says to the elephant: What kind of question is that, your the one with a huge dick on your face.
    :D
    
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18. iloveyou_marcus
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    November 3, 2010 6:40pm UTC
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