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iloveyou_alot

1. iloveyou_alot
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2011 2:20am UTC
   Going through Facebook photo albums,
   with background music,
   makes everything 10 times more emotional.
   
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2. iloveyou_alot
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2011 1:53am UTC
   I love you more than life and I'm afraid of losing you more than I'm afraid of death.
   [That's what he actually said...]
   
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3. iloveyou_alot
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 11:45pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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4. iloveyou_alot
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 5:29pm UTC
   No matter what you do wrong.
   Somebody, Somewhere
   Thinks you did it perfectly.
   
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5. iloveyou_alot
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 5:24pm UTC
   Fish Hibernate. Mind Blown.
   
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6. iloveyou_alot
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 5:16pm UTC
   You can't swallow twice in a row.
   {♥}
   if you tried it.
   nmf.
   
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7. iloveyou_alot
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 5:12pm UTC
   Dear Shatter Nail Polish,
   YES! I can finally pay for chipped nail polish, that I already have everyday. Thanks!
   Sincerely, Not Fooled.
   
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8. iloveyou_alot
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 5:04pm UTC
   Dear Witty,
   Thanks for randomly changing the fonts on all my quotes.
   Sincerely,
   iloveyou_alot
   
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9. iloveyou_alot
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 4:58pm UTC
   The Awkward Moment
   ; after you say it's an awkward moment and everybody laughs but then it's awkward again and you're all just sitting in complete awkwarness..
   
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10. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    "Mom, can I go to a party?"
    "Will there be boys?"
    "No, mom, It's a nun party."
    
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11. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    My dad just killed a wasp with a french fry.
    No biggy.
    
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12. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Boys like what they see.
    And girls like what they hear.
    That's why girls wear makeup.
    And boys lie.
    
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13. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Having
    Agrivation
    Towards
    Everyone.
    
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14. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me. " Really.. I would have much rather been hit with a stick than heard the words he said.
    
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15. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    i'm lovin' it.
    
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16. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    WOW!!!!!!!
    ...........that's a low price.
    
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17. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    What you say is what you are.
    I think I'm a superstar. (:
    
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18. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    {♥ }}]] if...}
    This font makes you think of pencils.
    This font makes you think of elementary school.
    This font makes you think of type writers.
    This font makes you think of Egypt.
    This font makes you think of reading.
    
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19. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Relationships are just a bunch of 4 letter words.
    Meet.
    Text.
    Talk.
    Date.
    Kiss.
    Fade.
    Dump.
    Vent.
    
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20. iloveyou_alot
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    That commercial where a bunch of random people scream out their windows,
    IT'S MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW! ♥
    
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