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iloveyou1999

1. iloveyou1999
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 10:20am UTC
   When you get a cute text and you dont know how to answer< 3
   
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2. iloveyou1999
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   July 5, 2012 10:18am UTC
   When your on Witty and your mom comes in your room and you automatically switch to a new tab. 0_0
   
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3. iloveyou1999
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2011 8:06pm UTC
   That akward moment when
   your at the movies and your crush is eating all the popcorn
   and your just like "damn im starving" {in your mind]
   
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4. iloveyou1999
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   December 20, 2011 8:03pm UTC
   If guys knew how we are with
   Our friends
   No one would like us -___-
   
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5. iloveyou1999
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   December 7, 2011 8:52pm UTC
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6. iloveyou1999
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   December 7, 2011 8:45pm UTC
   How do you not reilize your annoying?
   i want to......punch you in the face...
   
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7. iloveyou1999
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   December 6, 2011 3:28pm UTC
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8. iloveyou1999
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   October 15, 2011 9:02pm UTC
   Dont highlight this!!!! im not jokeing
   whats wrongg wit chu!!
   fav if you just sartacticly said that(;
   
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9. iloveyou1999
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   October 13, 2011 5:09pm UTC
   The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
   
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10. iloveyou1999
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    October 13, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
    
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11. iloveyou1999
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    October 13, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
    
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12. iloveyou1999
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    October 13, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
    
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13. iloveyou1999
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    October 13, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like sounding like im being murderd in the back of a car..
    
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14. iloveyou1999
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    October 13, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
    
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15. iloveyou1999
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    October 13, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
    
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16. iloveyou1999
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    October 13, 2011 4:51pm UTC
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17. iloveyou1999
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    October 10, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    fav and ill comment something on your wall<3
    it wwill make your day!!!!<3
    
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18. iloveyou1999
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    October 10, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    the person who calls you ugly is really ugly in the inside and out because you know your beautiful and it doesent matter if your small or people call you fat WTFC... if your thinking that noone will marry you well your wrong theres someone out there you just dont know who yet so dont stop beliving!<3
    
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19. iloveyou1999
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    October 10, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    The only people that are gay..
    are the people who call other people gay...
    turns out the person who called the guy who isent gay...... apparently is gay.. so STFU
    
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20. iloveyou1999
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    September 1, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    seeing a bug in your room ..
    [ first reaction] ahh oh its just a bug and its not moving feww.
    [second reaction] it flyss...
    ahhhhh holy shittt its moving itsss movinggg!!! DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    
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