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  1. ilovevictor ilovevictor
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 10:42am UTC
    The "AWW CRAP" moment when your mom gets home and you haven't done anything she told you to do.

  2. ilovevictor ilovevictor
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 10:38am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you know how to say the word in your language but you don't remember how to say it in English.

  3. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    When u think about ...dont you get checked out everywhere, like the grocery store and the mall:p

  4. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    i have to pee "then go",.... "im to lazy to get up"
    fav this if ur the same way<3

  5. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Roses are red, Facebook is blue, 24 mutual friends but who the hell are you?

  6. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    The best way to make someone remember you is to borrow money from them.

  7. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    When its your parents money you don't care..... when its your money and you look at the price tag and say"HELL NOOO"

  8. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    dear tummy sorry for the butterflies, dear pillow sorry for the tears, dear heart sorry for the damage, dear brain you were right.

  9. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    Baby your all that i want when your lying hear in my heart<3

  10. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    who doesn't watch Christmas movies during the summer:p

  11. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    That awkward moment after your boyfriend asks you out and your biggest crush finally texts you.

  12. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Marin<3 these tomatoes are so good.Were did u get them
    ME<3 we grew them in our oven(sarcastic)
    Marin<3 really?
    ME<3 yah totally

  13. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 11, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    Who doesn't eat pudding without a spoon???? :p

  14. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 10, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    The awkward moment when the HARRY POTTER series ends and you don't know what to do with your life.....

  15. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 10, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    facebook asks what im thinking, twitter asks what im doing, the internet is like my bf

  16. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 10, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    if ur ex says "you'll never find someone like me", turn around and say"i sure hope not"!

  17. ilovevictor ilovevictor
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    Boy: i love "u".. Girl: aww ..really?? Boy: yah its my favorite vowel

  18. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 10, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    They laugh because were stupid.
    we laugh because the just noticed:)

  19. ilovevictor ilovevictor
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    August 10, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    Don't look at me in that tone of voice!!!

  20. ilovevictor ilovevictor
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    it takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget about someone.

:)

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