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ilovethegodfather

1. ilovethegodfather
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   When you dry off your legs after shaving
   and the towel looks like you cleaned up a murder....
   
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2. ilovethegodfather
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 4:38pm UTC
   Ever had one of those days where the sweetest kid ever asks you a simple question and you start flipping out on them????
   
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3. ilovethegodfather
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 3:59pm UTC
   You know that Harry Potter is a worldwide phenomenon when you start watching it in Latin for "educational purposes."
   
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4. ilovethegodfather
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2011 3:35pm UTC
   I bleed my heart out on this paper
   So you can see what I can't say
   I'm dying here
   Cause I can't say what I want to
   I bleed my heart out just for you.
   ~Hot Chelle Rae
   
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5. ilovethegodfather
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 5:10pm UTC
   Teacher:
   Class, what country is the Eiffel tower in?
   Girl:
   Las Vegas!
   Boy:
   Thats a state idiot! Its in America!
   Some kid in the back:
   I swear if either of you become president I'm moving to Antarctica...
   
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