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ilovemyfood99

1. ilovemyfood99
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 10:10pm UTC
   when me & my bestfriend say bye; we say
   'stay sexy'...'stay charming' ;)
   
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2. ilovemyfood99
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 9:39pm UTC
   fav. this;
   if you agree that
   witty should have
   an iPhone app (:
   
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3. ilovemyfood99
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 11:09pm UTC
   i'm jealous of every girl with cute clothes;
   & to get over it,
   i shop. ♥ to make them jealous of my new cute clothes.
   
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4. ilovemyfood99
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 11:03pm UTC
   truth is;
   i weigh a lot less than the tears on my shoulders. ♥
   
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5. ilovemyfood99
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 9:17pm UTC
   that moment awkward;
   when you thought this said 'that awkward moment'.(:
   
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6. ilovemyfood99
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 6:48pm UTC
   you were my best friend <3
   & then you met her,
   & she made you someone else.
   
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7. ilovemyfood99
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 6:46pm UTC
   that awkward moment;
   when you're taking a test
   & you accidentally start singing
   a song that's stuck in your head.♥
   
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8. ilovemyfood99
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 6:44pm UTC
   i have a lot of excuses;
   you're one of them ♥
   
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9. ilovemyfood99
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   Did you know...
   f a g g o t is also defined as kindling wood?
   example: 'I burned the f a g g o t.'
   
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10. ilovemyfood99
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    if all boys were just like cody simpson,
    the world would be a better place for girls.♥
    
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11. ilovemyfood99
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 6:38pm UTC
    that happy moment when;
    your music is on shuffle
    & cody simpson comes on,
    & you start to smile.♥
    
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12. ilovemyfood99
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    When I get home, & I’m alone;
    Sweats come on,
    Make-up comes off.
    Hair goes up,
    Tears flow down.
    When my parents come home;
    Fake a smile,
    Laugh for a while.
    And until they’re asleep,
    Repeat, repeat. ♥
    
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13. ilovemyfood99
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    Taking a r e a l ly long time on a paper;
    Just so the handwriting looks perfect ♥
    
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14. ilovemyfood99
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    we all have that o n e friend;
    who just does n o t understand sarcasm. ♥
    
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15. ilovemyfood99
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    seeing h i m with his shirt off;
    the o n l y reason i go to soccer practice everyday.(:
    
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16. ilovemyfood99
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    thinking about how sweet and polite he is; ♥
    and then he comes up to you and says,
    'I'll be the father of your first baby',
    and that totally ruins his reputation.
    just me?(:
    
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