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jessashton
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July 27, 2011 1:15pm UTC

Spongebob is absorbant.
He lives at the bottom of a biniki.
Conclusion,
Spongebob is a tampon.
NMF.NMQ
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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XxxLiveYourLifexxX
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July 28, 2011 1:25pm UTC

Dear Thighs ,
Give to the needy!
-Boobs♥
nmq/nmf

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gabbyp19
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 1:25pm UTC

Admit It
When you were little you tried to build the biggest tower of LEGOS

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iloveyou1437
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July 28, 2011 1:25pm UTC

That Awkward Moment;
When you pretend to die in-front of your pet..
& they don't do anything..
*heartbroken*
nmf

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humperdink13
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July 28, 2011 1:26pm UTC

Isn't it ironic
that since my razors have been taken away, I've been burning
and a firefighter just confessed he liked me?

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you_know_you_love_me
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March 28, 2011 2:35pm UTC

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you_know_you_love_me
posted a quote
March 28, 2011 2:25pm UTC

If I actually did
"Live like theres no tommorrow"
I'd be in jail.

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fatassmuffin
posted a quote
March 28, 2011 2:50pm UTC

Dear Mom,
I'm wearing skinny jeans. Seriously, If I can't get them off, neither can the rapist.Love,
Your daughter.

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chelsealovesyou
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March 26, 2011 11:09am UTC

Yesterday, I had a really bad day.
I put as my Facebook status, "I wish someone would sing 'Just The Way You Are'
to me. It would make me feel so much better."
5 minutes later, my phone rang.
I answered it, and the first thing I heard was his voice.
"Oh her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shining..."
~ ♥ ~

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haymaylove
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March 27, 2011 10:30am UTC

I set my standards, but as soon as you walk in... everything changes
;D

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BlueEyedBlondeHeart
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 10:20am UTC

Squid ward- Has anyone ever played a instrument before?
* Patrick's hand goes up *
Patrick- Is Mayonnaise a instrument!?
Squid ward- No Patrick Mayonnaise is not a instrument..
* Patrick's hand goes up again*
Squid ward- No Patrick horseradish isn't a instrument either
*Patrick's hand goes down *

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LiveLikeYoureDying46
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March 27, 2011 9:39am UTC

You always say you hate to see me hurt,
And you hate to see me cry.
So all those times that you hurt me,
Did you close your eyes?

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rachellynn_7
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 9:16am UTC

"Today I broke up with a girl and the last thing she said to me was,
'You'll never find someone like me again!'
I'm thinking, 'I hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?"
Ohh Facebook
>>format dancing3chick
♡

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Ibetyoudidntknow
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 9:42am UTC

Here's a
( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ )
for that
broken heart
♥

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BlueEyedBlondeHeart
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March 27, 2011 9:15am UTC

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3 ways a guy becomes hotter
1. You can smell him as he walks by
2. He got Abs
3. Ah~mazing flippy hair
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mine

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freya
posted a quote
March 27, 2011 5:32am UTC

It's hard to
forgive
someone
that damaged my trust<<
Although, they gave me
m a n y s w e e t m e m o r i e s

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