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ilovecantaloupe

1. ilovecantaloupe
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2012 10:19pm UTC
   ooooh whatcha gonna do about it?
   I'll smack you(;
   The only thing you should be doing with your hand is holding mine
   
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2. ilovecantaloupe
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2012 5:33pm UTC
   It's my birthday!
   Finally 16♥
   
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3. ilovecantaloupe
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   January 29, 2012 12:46am UTC
   Detox Weekend....it reminds me of all the girls who finally take off their makeup and have everyone realize that they're beautiful with out it(:
   
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4. ilovecantaloupe
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   January 8, 2012 10:40am UTC
   I'm like Josh,
   I RUN OFF MY DESIRES TOO.
   nmf
   
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5. ilovecantaloupe
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   So let it go with the flow
   if it's meant to be, then baby it's destiny♥
   -C-Sharp.
   nmf
   
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6. ilovecantaloupe
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 5:50pm UTC
   It's hard to make a conversation
   when he's taking my breath away.
   nmf
   
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7. ilovecantaloupe
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 3:30am UTC
   hannahlovesxoxfade
   Big Lights Will InspireYou
   nmf
   
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8. ilovecantaloupe
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 1:21am UTC
   hannahlovesxoxquote
   British Accents♥
   
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9. ilovecantaloupe
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 12:54am UTC
   And I'm not afraid to fall, if you're the one who
   catches me
   nmf
   
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10. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 11:12pm UTC
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    Does anyone else notice how Miranda Cosgrove sounds English when she says "dancing" in her song Dancing Crazy?
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    format by lightbulbsrock
    
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11. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 10:58pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you're at the gym with the "LET'S DO THIS!!!!" trainer
    (Chill. It's 6am.)
    
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12. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 10:50pm UTC
    "Well...saying you're a kid is like saying I'm a kid!"-Patrick
    "Here's your goober meal sir"-Waiter
    "Uh I'm suppose to get a toy with this."-Patrick
    -The Spongebob Movie
    
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13. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 10:48pm UTC
    Does Snooki think the higher her poof is, the taller she will feel?
    
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14. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:33am UTC
    Moss always points to civilization
    -Spongebob
    
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15. ilovecantaloupe
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    October 24, 2010 12:25am UTC
    Fez: AH. This is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my god, on the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake.
    Eric: Fez why are you kissing Kelso by the lake?
    Fez: We caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don't show you that.
    
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16. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 12:20am UTC
    I love you Eric
    -Donna
    I love...cake.
    -Eric
    
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17. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 3:38pm UTC
    FRIDAYS...
    The one day of the week,
    where if you don't have any plans for the night,
    you're classified,
    as a loser.
    (No offense)
    
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18. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2010 8:41pm UTC
    Boy: U r a girl right?
    Girl: Lookin' 4 proof? Cuz u can 4get it
    Boy: Damn
    
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19. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:38pm UTC
    My mellow
    is like...
    officially harshed.
    
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20. ilovecantaloupe
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:36pm UTC
    Take your memories....
    I sure as hell don't need them.
    
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