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1. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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   February 20, 2011 4:00am UTC
   Today, after we said our good-byes and started to walk away, I had to fight the urge to do my super-duper-out-of-this-world happy dance just in case you looked back
   Sadly, I made a fool of myself and failed just as you turned around.
   LOL
   
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2. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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   February 20, 2011 3:51am UTC
   Today He Told
   He told me he loved me
   It took him a lot of courage.
   I have never felt so happy :)
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3. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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   November 22, 2010 11:32pm UTC
   I remember doing that when I was younger....
   LOL JK
   I still do it now :)
   ♥
   
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4. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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   November 20, 2010 2:06am UTC
   .When I first saw you..
   I didn't think I would fall for you...
   But I did and its the best thing I've ever done :)
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5. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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   November 18, 2010 5:09am UTC
   .I facebook stalk myself.
   :o
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6. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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   November 18, 2010 3:58am UTC
   .Today I was so bored that when my mum said "go clean your room."
   ...I did it!
   ~Epic Day~
   I found so many things that I thought I had lost.
   PEOPLE YOU SHOULD TRY IT!
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7. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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   November 18, 2010 3:56am UTC
   My life in %
   . 10% of the time I'm eating...
   . 30% of the time I'm sleeping...
   ~And~
   . 60% of the time I'm looking for something that I had a minute ago.
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8. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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   November 18, 2010 3:53am UTC
   .That feeling when you finally have the courage to tell him that you are madly in love with him.
   And when you feel like you could fly when he says he is in love with you too <3
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9. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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   November 13, 2010 8:13pm UTC
   The awkward moment when;
   You can't find your Asian friend in China town..
   *nothing against asians i love my BFF :)
   
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10. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 13, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    The awkward moment when;
    Your Asian friend tells and offensive Asian joke..
    *nothing against asians i love my BFF :)
    
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11. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 13, 2010 8:00pm UTC
    The awkward moment when;
    Your Asian friend says to you that they eat everything on four legs except tables and chairs..
    *nothing against asians i love my BFF :)
    
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12. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 13, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    The awkward moment when;
    Your Asian friend talks in chinese..
    *nothing against asians i love my BFF :)
    
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13. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 13, 2010 7:42pm UTC
    The awkward moment when;
    Your Asian friend eats their lunch way before you using chopsticks
    *nothing against asians i love my BFF :)
    
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14. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 13, 2010 7:35pm UTC
    The awkward moment when;
    You walk past an Asian and all you can hear is "chingchangchong" and wonder what they are saying..
    *nothing against asians i love my BFF :)
    
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15. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 13, 2010 7:33pm UTC
    The awkward moment when;
    You see so many Asian people and wonder why you have never see a Pregnant Asian before..
    *nothing against asians i love my BFF :)
    
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16. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 13, 2010 7:32pm UTC
    The awkward moment when;
    When you can't tell if your Asian friend is sleeping or not..
    *nothing against asians i love my BFF :)
    
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17. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 7, 2010 1:51am UTC
    OMG
    ."no lemon, no melon" is the same backwards and forwards!
    
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18. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 7, 2010 1:43am UTC
    .The angrier I am,
    the faster i text:)
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19. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 7, 2010 1:31am UTC
    .Say Jesus Backwards.
    ^o^
    It sounds like sausage:)
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20. iliveinapineappleunderthesea
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    November 7, 2010 1:25am UTC
    When your walking home in the dark...
    EVERYONE is a pedophile .
    
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