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xoxkate1996xox
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May 28, 2011 10:28pm UTC

& does anyone else love it when
people cant get things right so your plans get all screwed up and
you end up not even going out for long on a Friday night when
you had huge plans to meet new kids at a bonfire or something.
allmine

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SecretLisa
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May 27, 2011 6:40pm UTC

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Belieberz
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May 28, 2011 8:34am UTC

When you're stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. You know why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts ;)

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Lalalalaurenx3
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May 27, 2011 1:12pm UTC

"Suck my dick"
fave this if your a girl and say this all the time (:
♥

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iceberg124
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May 27, 2011 8:19pm UTC

On Halloween, I answered the door
to find a high school girl dressed as Taylor Swift.
Halfway through saying "Trick or Treat",
a boy dressed as Kanye
pushed her aside proclaiming how much more Beyonce
deserved the candy. 
They both got extra candy. 
nmf

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iHeartFour
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May 27, 2011 11:06pm UTC

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Sing_it_loud17
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May 27, 2011 8:13pm UTC

Today...
The guy who told me he liked me asked out another girl.
They're dating.
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Someone just told me there is a tornado and thunderstorm warning where the two of them are.
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Now that is called
Karma.

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LoveByWhisper
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May 27, 2011 9:21pm UTC

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izzylvd
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May 27, 2011 11:23am UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

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xoshaay16
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May 27, 2011 11:26pm UTC

&who else is...
sitting here on witty, on a Friday night, on memorial day weekend, because no one
asked them for plans. &
you'd rather be here anyway.. ♥

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PwinncessScarrxD
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May 27, 2011 4:41pm UTC

I'm Not An Alcoholic
Alcoholics Need Drink.
However, I Already Have One.
Not trying to offend (:

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OMGIMATACO
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May 27, 2011 3:08pm UTC

"Murder"
is such a strong word.
I like to think of it as
"Delayed Abortion"

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Denzil95
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May 27, 2011 3:51pm UTC

"Can I have a coke?" "Is pepsi alright? " "Uh, Is monopoly money alright?".

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nizoramax13
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May 27, 2011 4:21pm UTC

GUY TALLER THAN GIRL:
adorable.
GUY AND GIRL SAME HEIGHT:
that's cute ... i guess.
GUY SHORTER THAN GIRL:
awkward. really awkward.

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BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
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May 27, 2011 1:34pm UTC

The awkward moment:
when you're fishing and accidentally catch bin Laden.
**my format. use if you really have to, but give credit? :L**

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sassysparkel007
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May 27, 2011 12:25pm UTC

We all have that;
gay friend,
that doesn't know their gay yet♥♥♥.

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Butterfliesx
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May 19, 2011 5:10pm UTC

I'vegothighclass
ghettoass
sexysmile
banginstyle
lusciousthighs
candyeyes
temptinlips
killakiss
sowavegoodbye
andblowakiss
cuzbaby
youcanthandlethis
Credit to 'julialovesyou123' Loved it so I just had to re - post it :)

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