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  1. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Your bullsh*t impresses no one


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    Now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a f-cking dream I'm living in.

  5. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 10:26am UTC
    RAZOR DOWN.
    chin up.

  6. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    You can pay for school,
    but you can't buy class.

  7. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    What most girls want to hear: "You're perfect."
    What I want to here: "Here are some free VIP One Direction tickets."

  8. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    You are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.

  9. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    "My fans tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them."
    - Niall Horan♥

  10. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    OMG!
    ONE DIRECTION CONCERT IN
    1 Day

  11. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    One Direction Concert
    My life is complete!♥

  12. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    mess with my sleep and i'll mess with your existence.

  13. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Satan: let there be menstruation.

  14. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    I woudn't mind skinny dipping in the Niall river, you feel me?

  15. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    TOMLINSON

  16. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    that long sarcastic laugh
    you make before you say no
    n m q

  17. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    we all have stories that
    we'll never tell
    nmq

  18. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:43pm UTC
    The Amazing Moment
    when a question on a test gives
    the answer to another question.
    n m q

  19. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    I'm okay.
    Even if i'm not.
    I'll tell you
    i'm okay...

  20. rootmir9 rootmir9
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    Accidents happen,
    Go ask your f-cking parents
    and they'll tell you.

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