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KT_143
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February 26, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Bored?
1.) Gather a few willing people (no more than 3, including yourself).
2.) Target a random stranger.
3.) In order, over the course of the day, have each person bump into them and say the following: "Wake up."
"You're in a coma."
"This isn't real."
4.) After saying your phrase, walk away and pretend it never happened.

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KT_143
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February 26, 2013 4:23pm UTC

When you're upset
Just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.

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KT_143
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February 26, 2013 5:19pm UTC

OREOS
You never thought you could get into a
fight about how to eat a cookie until now

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KT_143
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February 28, 2013 3:48pm UTC

He Said My Story
Was Cool
And He
Called Me Bro

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KT_143
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March 7, 2013 4:00pm UTC

You're more fun than a rope swing
on the elbow of a dinosaur.
And I know what you're thinking,
"That doesn't sound fun at all. . .
In fact it sounds quite dangerous."
Yeah, well, the last time I checked
you weren't a dinosaur saftey technician,
so why don't you back off
and find us a rope swing, fun friend.

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x-Abbie-x*
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March 7, 2013 4:00pm UTC

A Day
Without a friend,
Is like a pot without a
single drop of honey left.
//Winnie The Pooh//
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