idonttrustthesebitches

Join Witty Profiles!

Status:

Member Since: 13 Jul 2011 01:22am

Last Seen: 7 Mar 2012 11:03pm

user id: 194157

9 Quotes
45 Favorites
5 Following
12 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair ^beta

follow block report

idonttrustthesebitches
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 7:49am UTC

No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture
& nobody is as attractive as their profile picture.
♥

👍 this is good · read the comments · 24 points

idonttrustthesebitches
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 7:26am UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

👍 this is good · read the comments · 173 points

idonttrustthesebitches
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 7:14am UTC

crank up that volume ;)
dance around carelessly, scream at
the top of your lungs. down some
soda & get it over with. Just party.
even by yourself. party
Like a rock star & dance like an idiot,
Just for fun.
because it's summertime.
And you should be
doing something stupid.
not mine but i loved it!

👍 this is good · read the comments · 13 points

idonttrustthesebitches
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 5:00am UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Right before I close the door
I yell "pizza's here"
into my empty apartment
so the delivery guy doesn't think
ALL that pizza is for me.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 240 points

idonttrustthesebitches
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 4:48am UTC

love is like
a rubberband. We keep pulling, someone lets go,
and it hurts the one who held on.
-not my format-

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points

idonttrustthesebitches
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 4:16am UTC

Follow me and i'll
follow you(:

👍 this is good · read the comments · 6 points

idonttrustthesebitches
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 3:08am UTC

♚
BLACK
MEN
ARE SO
SEXY.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 19 points

idonttrustthesebitches
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 3:02am UTC

when a girl cancels a date
she cancels because she has to
When a boy cancels a date
he cancels because he has two
quote from tumblr

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points

idonttrustthesebitches
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 1:41am UTC

♚MAKE LOVE NOT WAR. FORMAT CRED TO; EMILAAAYX

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points