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icanshowyouthedevil

1. icanshowyouthedevil
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 12:33pm UTC
   "Hey! I'm wearing socks and underwear of the same color!"
   "You're not wearing any socks..."
   "Exactly. ;)"
   - ragestache.com
   
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2. icanshowyouthedevil
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 12:15pm UTC
   doesn't it suck when your best friend is sick on your birthday?
   I'm 15 today, and this is the last birthday I'll have while my best friend is still alive. But he's sick today, and I can't hang out with him or anything.
   well this sucks.
   
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3. icanshowyouthedevil
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 11:33am UTC
   You keep me on the edge of my seat
   I bite my tongue so you don't hear me
   I wanna hate every part of you in me
   But I can't hate the ones who made me.
   
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4. icanshowyouthedevil
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2011 12:00pm UTC
   Dear girls,
   How about you bring your own hoodie instead of hinting that you want ours?
   Guys get cold too..
   
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5. icanshowyouthedevil
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2011 2:25pm UTC
   Dear brandoncyrus,
   1.) you're a disgrace to the male population.
   2.) nobody wants to see your pubes.
   3.) STOP GIVING GIRLS FALSE HOPE.
   kthanks.
   - Bradley/icanshowyouthedevil
   
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6. icanshowyouthedevil
   posted a quote
   December 1, 2011 12:39pm UTC
   my family. my friends. my girlfriend. my guitar. life.
   
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7. icanshowyouthedevil
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2011 2:03pm UTC
   You keep on hoe-ing, you hoe.
   - Jenna Marbles
   
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8. icanshowyouthedevil
   posted a quote
   November 30, 2011 1:41pm UTC
   I've been to hell,
   and I can show you the devil
   Down you fell, can't hold yourself together
   Soul to sell; down here you live forever
   Welcome to a world where dreams become nightmares.
   
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9. icanshowyouthedevil
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   November 30, 2011 1:31pm UTC
   Two of my friends, Matt (FramingMatthew) and Melissa (SocietyKilledTheTeenager) wanted me to join witty.
   So yup. here I am.
   
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