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hiya......um.........Um i dont know what to say. im Kat and im from Antartica, thumbs up to you if youve ever been there! no obviously im not from Anatartica im actually from Barbados!!!! im 14 years old and thats all you need to know for now :L      

 

JUSTIN BIEBER SAID HE WAS HAVING A BABY,
USHER SAID OMG,
RIHANNA ASKED WHAT'S IT'S NAME?,
KATY PERRY SET OFF FIREWORKS,
BRUNO MARS THOUGHT THEY WERE GRENADES,
JAY SEAN SAID I WONDER IF THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN,
EMINEM SAID HE WAS NOT AFRAID,
JASON DERULO SAID WHATCHA SAY?,
THEN NELLY WOKE UP AND SAID IT WAS JUST A DREAM 


 highlight this to see my password!

     HA! you really thought i would put my password on here!

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 ♥HIGHLIGHT DIS:♥

20 ways to annoy ur parents:

 

1. Follow them round the house everywhere 

 

2. Moo when they say ur name

 

3. Pretend o have amnesia

 

4. Say everything backwards

 

5. Run into walls

 

6. Say that wearing clothes is against ur religion

 

7. Go into their room at 4 and sing " Good Moring Sunshines! "

 

8. Say all the words in a film

 

9. Pluck someones hair ot and shot "DNA!!!"

 

10. Wear asticker that says " I'm Dieing! "

 

11. Talk to a pen

 

12. Have 2 imaginary friends that u talk to ALL the time

 

13. Try and climb the walls

 

14. Put pegs on ur eyes and nose

 

15. Switch the light button on and off, then day "Oh I get it! "

 

16. Eat ur hair

 

17. Hold their hand and say " I see dead people. "

 

18. When u shower or bath, yell "I'M DROWNING!!!!"

 

19. Everytime they say something, yell "LIAR!!!"

 

20. Pretend to be a phone




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SAY COW BEFORE EACH WORD:

1) COWS

2) ABOUT

3) TALKING

4) WEIRDO

5) THIS

6) GOT

7) I

8) LONG

9) HOW

10) LOOK

NOW SAY THE WORD COW AFTER EACH WORD:

1) COWS

2) ABOUT

3) TALKING

4) WEIRDO

5) THIS

6) GOT

7) I

8) LONG

9) HOW

10)LOOK

 

 

NOW SAY THE WORD COW BEFORE AND AFTER EACH WORD:

1) COWS

2) ABOUT

3) TALKING

4) WEIRDO

5) THIS

6) GOT

7) I

8) LONG

9) HOW

10) LOOK

 

 

NOW READ THESE WORDS FROM THE BOTTOM UP:

1) COWS

2)ABOUT

3)TALKING

4)WEIRDO

5)THIS

6)GOT

7)I

8)LONG

9)HOW

10)LOOK

  1. iamrandom992 iamrandom992
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 8:16am UTC
    im not weird, im just limited addition! fave if its true

  2. iamrandom992 iamrandom992
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    have you ever tried drowning your fish???
    or is it just me ;D

  3. iamrandom992 iamrandom992
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have te best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins......

:)

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