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  1. justbeyourself9397 justbeyourself9397
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 9:01am UTC
    Welcome to a world,
    where people talk about each other, everyone lies,
    everyone tries to be somebody they are not, nobody can keep a secret, and friendships that were supposed to last forever are broken. Yeah, Well...
    It's called life
    not my quote or format

  2. worldsbestginger worldsbestginger
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    Silence is golden
    Duct tape is silver

  3. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    If I had an accent;
    I'd never shut up.

  4. itsseriinx33 itsseriinx33
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    It takes 42 muscles to frown
    &only four to extend my middle finger & tell you to bite me.

  5. NeverShoutNever2499 NeverShoutNever2499
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Jessicaax3heartsx3 Jessicaax3heartsx3
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    That Walk Of Shame
    to the trash can after
    getting caught with gum


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  8. emilyxxox* emilyxxox*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    Everything
    I like
    is either
    illegal
    immortal
    fattening
    addictive
    expensive
    or impossible.

  9. Zimmy103344 Zimmy103344
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you go fishing, and catch
    Osama Bin Laden...


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  12. iamme98 iamme98
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    Just askin',
    But am I the only one who has that one friend
    That gives you the awkward stare
    After you say somethin weird?
    And you both burst out in laughter?
    ~Love you Lizzy!!
    Dedicated to lizzyloveswitty <3


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  14. kby246 kby246
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    Confession #4
    I always criticize my best friends

  15. anonymousme141 anonymousme141
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    I'm a virgin so I'm prude.
    sorry I don't want to risk pregnancy and STD's as a freshman.
    I get good grades so im a goody.
    sorry I wanna make it far in life and have a good education.
    I dont drink/smoke so im immature.
    sorry I know how to have a good time without illegal and dangerous intoxicants in me.
    STOP JUDGING.<3
    .


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  17. Nikki106 Nikki106
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    Confession #4
    I have never had my first kiss.

  18. Nikki106 Nikki106
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    Confession #5
    5
    I have never been on a plane.

  19. melindamariebaby melindamariebaby
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    Those days when your so fed up and annoyed with everyone. All you wanna do is just.......
    S
    C
    R
    E
    A
    M
    & wish they'd just all go away.

  20. Rilleyyy Rilleyyy
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    I'm in band class.. someone says something funny so my friend goes LOL!
    My band teachers goes no its not lol. And we're like what??
    He then says its LRQ because you dont LOL you LRQ Laugh Really Quietly.
    Yeahhh band class.

:)

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