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Member Since: 17 May 2010 06:20pm

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Hii new friend.

I like to singg, dance, act,

perform, and eat olives.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 2:58pm UTC

THE BOOK OF
MORM{m}N
hello!

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:21pm UTC

Why did Little Suzie fall of her favorite swing?
She had no arms.
...
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Not Suzie.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 11:31pm UTC

So hard to feel
B e a u t i f u l,
When it's so easy to feel
H I D E O U S.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
January 25, 2012 1:31pm UTC

I WISH I HAD BOOBS.
Instead of these wooden nipple holders i have now.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 5:08pm UTC

HEY LOOK.witty didn't disappear.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC

Everyone is beautiful. Everyone is loved. And Everyone has someone out there that will be there for you no matter what.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
November 21, 2011 5:21pm UTC

It's true I'm Not the Prettiest
I'm Not the Most Popular.
The Sexiest.
The Biggest chest.
The Clearest face.
The perfect height.
The all around Little-Miss-Perfect.
No. I'm not all that.
I'm pretty in my own way.
I'm a theatre geek, It's better than being popular.
I don't know how to be sexy. I laugh too much.
I have the flattest chest ever.
I got zits, So what?
I'm 5 foot 9 1/2, and love it.
I'm me. And I love every bit of me, for ME.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
November 20, 2011 7:17pm UTC

Voice detection conversation with my IPod
Me: I lost my goldfish!
IPod: Goldfish, Is that so?
Me: Yes! what do I do?!
IPod: Put up missing posters around your town.
Here's some places to look...
I'm blown away that my goldfish had the capability to run away into the town.
I'm even more blown away that I even consitered putting up posters.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 10:53pm UTC

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 10:42pm UTC

Abe Lincoln
Is Goin' to the Theatre with the missus tonight!...Box Seats baby!
145 years ago · comment · like
John Wilkes Booth like this

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 5:00pm UTC

Justin Bieber has changed his status from In a Relationship to Single. ♥
^9,321,313,532,428,235,3411 girls like this.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:43pm UTC

Hey Mom! Can i...
Where is it?
When is it?
How are you getting there?
What will you be doing?
Who's gonna be there?
Are there Males involved?
Do I need to give you "The Talk" again?-
Geez mom,
I just wanted
a sandwich...

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 10:32pm UTC

Heaven Helps the Man
Who Fights his Fear,
Everyday I face a new frontier,
I can't worry what the world will say,
I may fly or fall,
but either way,
We can face this down, right now, right here,
Once you're standing on your own two feet,
You will not retreat,
If you repeat,
We can face it down, right now, right here,
Maybe we can finally right this wrong,
Arm in arm and side by side,
we're strong,
IM FREE. -Footloose The Musical 2011

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 10:38pm UTC

Does anyone else wonder,
how WORDS were invented?
-or is that just me...-

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 10:27pm UTC

How the hell do flies get
INSIDE
the lightbulbs?

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 5:22pm UTC

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have a gun get in the van.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 5:02pm UTC

Guess what?
when you were away for a month, & we had no contact,
MY LIFE, WAS BETTER.
So i don't need you anymore.
bye,bye.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
August 8, 2011 4:55pm UTC

You don't care?
bahaha that's funny cause,
NEITHER DO I.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 8:56pm UTC

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FML.

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Zimmy103344
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 6:15pm UTC

I think Bieber should have his own BROADWAY show..
called
MY WORLD....
someone get on that.

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