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iamgod14

  1. SparkleEyes54 SparkleEyes54
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 5:38pm UTC
    You'r Girlfriend
    ([So easy, a caveman can do it])

  2. daynerenee202 daynerenee202
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 7:50pm UTC
    y
    ever wish,
    ----> you had a big clicker
    for * your * life?
    one that would let you
    p a u s e ▌ ▌ p l a y ►
    f o r w a r d ►► r e w i n d ◄◄
    [delete]
    y
    quote mine
    edit quote to whoever:)

  3. wthspeakup wthspeakup
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 5:13pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. frenchiex3 frenchiex3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 6:29pm UTC
    press the heart if you have ever...
    1. stared into your closet full of clothes and still had nothing to wear.
    2. smiled while getting yelled at.
    3. chew your ice cubes.
    4. hate when people stop texting you in the middle of a conversation.
    5. licked someone who put there hand over your mouth.

  5. sugarxsugar sugarxsugar
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 11:34am UTC
    Listen
    to your

  6. ben_wuz_here ben_wuz_here
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 11:25am UTC
    Hey. My name is Ben. And i'm new on witty. I seem to be like the only guy on here. so ya hi. thats me.

  7. iamgod14 iamgod14
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2010 9:47am UTC
    You said we'd last forever
    You said I was the one
    You said that if the world were to end in 2012, that you'd make sure I wouldn't die a virgin
    You said I was beautiful
    You said I was awesome
    You said that we'd never break up
    You said that you wouldn't leave this summer because of me
    You said everything that made me believe we'd be together forever and I believed you. Then 5 days later your brother came to my window and said "you two are over" and I said kay. And then he walked away. I sat on my bed and cried for hours. And now when I see you flirting with my best friend it makes me want to scream and cry and torture you to death.
    Highlight
    True Story :\
    mine :) fav, comment, like....whatever :)

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