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  3. iluvudrakeprather iluvudrakeprather
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 4:42pm UTC
    Go put a condom on your head. If your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one!
    Facebook

  4. teekayem_xo teekayem_xo
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 6:36pm UTC
    fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs...
    girl, are you sure you weren't made in china?
    facebook:)

  5. becca1309 becca1309
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    your 5 and you have a cell phone?? who are you going to call?? Bob the Builder??
    credit to facebook!


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  7. Aortts5 Aortts5
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 3:28pm UTC
    Hangover Quote
    Male Officer: Handsome your next (Talking about Phil)
    Alan: (walks forward)
    Male Officer: Not you fat Jesus

  8. xoxpnklvxox3 xoxpnklvxox3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 3:20pm UTC
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  9. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    Boy: So who do you love?
    Girl: Oh, some guy that doesn't love me.
    Boy: Well then he is totally missing out.
    Girl: well who do you love?
    Boy: Some girl who loves some guy that is totally missing out♥

  10. BLACKandWHITE BLACKandWHITE
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    Do you ever wake up
    from an AWESOME dream
    then try to go back to sleep
    and pretend your back in the dream
    by making up your own parts?

  11. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  12. DisasterLayouts DisasterLayouts
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 3:05pm UTC
    &When I Say I Want To Be Left Alone
    ♥♥⋙I WANT SOMEONE TO SAY
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    ❝No❞
    I'm staying with you<3
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  13. xxxUxkNoWxuxLoV3xm3 xxxUxkNoWxuxLoV3xm3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:33pm UTC
    Willy Wonka;*
    Everything in this room is eatable, I am eatable, But that, my dear children is called cannibalism, and is in fact, frowned upon in most societys;*♥

  14. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:32pm UTC
    Tomorrow..
    smile at a stranger.. and mean it.

  15. DaNcEiNtHeRaInxO DaNcEiNtHeRaInxO
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 10:15am UTC
    God made you ;
    and then made me.
    And then he whispered
    "meant to be"
    Y

  16. iNCOMPLETE_xx iNCOMPLETE_xx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:05pm UTC
    Screw Gravity.
    I want to fly.

  17. GABTASTIC_ GABTASTIC_
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 10:56am UTC
    "He touched the butt"
    -finding nemo

  18. KayBrittStephX3 KayBrittStephX3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 11:28am UTC
    I love the guy in S p o n g e b o b
    Who always shouts
    MAH LEG!
    favorite this if you do to ♡

  19. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 6:52pm UTC
    EDWARD CULLEN
    Doesn't bite people, he looks like he resides in the woods,
    and he sparkles. Face it, he's not a vampire; he's a fairy.

  20. xxmisguidedghostsxx xxmisguidedghostsxx
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 7:09pm UTC
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