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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 8:36am UTC

Mom: "Wake Up!"
me:
| ~_~ | -_- | °_- | -_° | >___< | o_O | o_o |
nmf

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
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April 30, 2012 5:21pm UTC

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
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April 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC

So either you go with the flow or tell him how you really feel....
And how would you like me to do that? I'm about as awkward as a two legged turtle on steroids....
No, you're a freaking stoned one legged one eyed turtle on steroids who is insanely drunk
Oh, well that explains why I don't have a boyfriend...
HAHAHAH OMG CAN I GO QUOTE THAT
Go for it! I'll just sit in my room and search the internet to find out where to get my cat lady starter kid!
yeahh.....she's an idiot<3.
nmf

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
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April 26, 2012 11:47am UTC

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 2:45pm UTC

I will follow
Anyone who faves this quote
i promise
[♥]

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 11:16am UTC

❒ ILY
❒ Love ya
❒ Luv ya
❒ Luv you
✔ I love you

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:16am UTC

I got sent out of class the other day because
The teacher asked me,
"What would your parents say if I called them?"
And i replied with,
"Hello?"

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:01am UTC

I named my kid Josh.
I picked up a kid from school today.
Not necessarily in that order.
[♥] if you get it(;

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:53am UTC

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I love how a winky face
can make anything you say
inappropriate.
You want a pickle?
You want a pickle?(;
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nmf(:

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 12:30am UTC

That WTF moment...
when your plans get cancelled
and you realize you actually have
no life.

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 10:55pm UTC

On Wednesday April 18th I had a dream
That my grandma had died
On Thursday April 19th I woke up
Thinking nothing of it
Only to find out moments later
That she had passed away
I've been having panic attacks for the past 4 days
Got rushed to the hospital twice because of them
I miss you so much
I still can't believe you're gone
R.I.P Grandma April 19th, 2012

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 8:55pm UTC

math=
mental. abuse. to. humans.

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 9:16pm UTC

Bucketlist #1
Dress up as Waldo and photobomb people.

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 9:49am UTC

Hey did you smell that upsexy in school today?
Smell the what?
The upsexy..
What the helll is that?
What are you asking me exactly?
Whats upsexy?
Nothing much, you?(;
nmf

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 9:25am UTC

Babe, why are you being so quiet? I invited you over to meet my family... not to stare are you plate all night...
Well...the thing is.. I was at the pharmacy trying to figure out which condoms were the best to get for tonight...
And....?
I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist...
nmf

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:07pm UTC

I don't think I could ever stab someone...
Let's be honest,
I can barely get the straw through a Capri-Sun
not my format(:

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:00pm UTC

I hate it when...
I lightly toss my phone onto my bed and it decides to bounce of three walls, knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.
nmf(:

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 9:56pm UTC

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That awkward moment when you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong so you just stare at it for a long time, questioning it's existence.
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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 9:49pm UTC

I'm asian, so I must be smart.
I'm scene, so I must be looking for attention.
I'm blond, so I must be stupid.
I'm black, so I must be ghetto.
I look emo, so I must cut myself.
I'm a person, so I must be judged.
{nmq-twitter}

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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 8:36am UTC

Can you find the the mistake?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

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