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iSleepOnBeds

1. iSleepOnBeds
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 9:23pm UTC
   Leave a comment on my page ? :b
   - by the way, im a dude :D aha, shocker.
   
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2. iSleepOnBeds
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2011 3:57pm UTC
   i just want you to know
   that you deserve the best,
   your beautiful ♥
   
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3. iSleepOnBeds
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2011 2:54pm UTC
   If I had a girlfriend,
   I would:
   ~give her one of my t-shirts to sleep in
   ~leave her cute text messages
   ~kiss her in front of my friends
   ~tell her she is gorgeous
   ~look into her eyes when I'm talking to her
   ~let her mess with my hair
   ~take walks with her
   ~look at her like she's the only one i see
   ~let her fall asleep in my arms
   ~watch her favorite movies with her
   ~kiss her in the rain
   
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4. iSleepOnBeds
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 2:27pm UTC
   Yo, I'm Hungary.
   Why don't you Czech the fridge?
   Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen.
   Maybe you'll find some Turkey
   I have some but it's covered in a layer of Greece. YUCK!
   Ew man, there is Norway you can eat that.
   Yeah I know, I think I'll just settle for a can of Chile.
   I'll have a Canada Chile as well.
   Denmark your name on the can.
   Kenya do it for me?
   Ok, I'm Ghana do it.
   Thanks man, I'm so tired Iran 2
   kilometers to the store today.
   Damn! You really must have ran
   like Niger.
   
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5. iSleepOnBeds
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 2:04pm UTC
   I'm a boy,
   And I'd rather be with a girl I love
   then play xbox
   
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6. iSleepOnBeds
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 1:54pm UTC
   Energizer bunny arrested,
   charged with battery.
   
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7. iSleepOnBeds
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 1:47pm UTC
   Flying
   is learning how to throw yourself at the ground
   and miss
   
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8. iSleepOnBeds
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2011 12:27am UTC
   Hey I'm Mason.
   Leave a comment on my page :)
   15&single
   
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9. iSleepOnBeds
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2011 12:21am UTC
   Why do all of you girls think your ugly?
   I haven't had a witty long but I have never seen an ugly girl here.
   You are all really pretty.
   Just believe this, please.
   Not for me though, for you :)
   
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10. iSleepOnBeds
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 12:16am UTC
    ❒Single
    ❒ TakenTTTaken
    ✔Hungry G
    
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11. iSleepOnBeds
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    "It's better to be
    hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."
    
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12. iSleepOnBeds
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    Does anyone know where i can get a background for my profile?
    
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13. iSleepOnBeds
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    Hey. Im Mason and yes im a guy & im new on Witty Profiles. Can someone help me design my profile?
    
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