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   October 23, 2009 5:47pm UTC
   Today, all Senior's were supposed to dress as what they wanted to be when they're older. After seeing 10 doctors and lawyers there was a kid dressed as a hobo. At least his dreams are easily attainable. MLIA
   
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   Today, in my English class, a few girls and I were having a discussion about futuristic technology.We got on the topic of texting.One girl stated that they should make cell phone texting so that you could just simply talk into the phone and the other person would receive your message. I looked at her and said "That would be a phone call." MLIA
   
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   October 23, 2009 5:44pm UTC
   Today, I was in my kitchen with my mom, my dad walks in with all his hair shaved off and said to my mom "Did you ever in your wildest dreams think I would get a buzz cut?" With no hesitation my mom replies "You're not in my wildest dreams." Picks up her tea and walks away. I love my family. MLIA.
   
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   October 23, 2009 5:43pm UTC
   Today, a girl in my class had a sore throat and wasn't allowed to talk. Instead, the teacher made her cards with common responses. The cards (all thought of and written by our English teacher)read: Yes, No, Maybe, and That's What She Said. MLIA
   
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   October 23, 2009 5:42pm UTC
   Today, in school, I was going to my next class when there was a crowd up ahead. As I approached, I saw that someone had stolen a kid's crutches, stood in the middle of the hallway, and held out a crutch to each wall. To pass people had to limbo. The best part? That someone was my English teacher. MLIA
   
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   October 23, 2009 5:41pm UTC
   Today my students submitted their propaganda commercials and we watched them as a class. One group created a male enhancement drug with the company name of MEGA OH MAN( M.O.M). At the end of their commercial, their slogan was, "The next time you're doing naughty things, bring your MOM." MLIA.
   
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   October 23, 2009 5:40pm UTC
   Today, we were taking a math test in class. We had to write the date at the top so everyone was asking the teacher what the date was. After about 5 or 6 people asked him my math teacher got fed up and said "The next person that asks me what today's date is will get 5 points off their test." One kid raises his hand and goes "What was yesterday's date?" MLIA.
   
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   October 23, 2009 5:39pm UTC
   Today in Biology we were learning about bonds between atoms. My biology teacher tells us that, "Oxygen sucks on electrons REALLY hard. It sucks on them harder than any other element." Several boys in the front of the room sniggered. She looked right at them and says, "I did say suck on purpose. Now you will remember it." I will never forget that fact. Ever.
   
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    October 23, 2009 5:38pm UTC
    Today, in my Ceramics class, my teacher saw that I had "S**t Happens When You Party Naked" written on my binder. Since we aren't allowed to curse at school, I thought I was going to get in trouble. Instead, he points at it and says "Thats why I always wear socks." Advice to live by.
    
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    October 23, 2009 5:37pm UTC
    Today, I was face painting at a carnival for my little brothers elementary school. All of the girls had been asking for butterflies, hearts, flowers etc. One girl walked up and as I began naming off some choices such as the generic hearts and flowers she cut me off and simply said, "A blue moustache please." Coolest kid ever. MLIA
    
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    October 23, 2009 5:36pm UTC
    Today, my friend and I bought cake mix at the store. The cashier jokingly told us to bring him back some cake. We did. MLIA.
    
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    October 23, 2009 5:35pm UTC
    Today while at Walmart, I saw a young boy sneak a box of condoms into an elderly lady's cart right before she checked out. When she found the box, she looked at it then shrugged and said she was running low. The look on the boy's face? Priceless. MLIA
    
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    October 23, 2009 5:34pm UTC
    Today, my english teacher was talking about parts of speech. When we got to verbs she was explaining how they appear everywhere and they always need to be surrounded. Out of no where, she yelled "Verbs are the needy whores of the grammar world." MLIA.
    
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    October 23, 2009 5:31pm UTC
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    October 23, 2009 5:17pm UTC
    Today, my friends and I were discussing what color we would be if we were crayons. One of my friends said "I'm not a crayon, so why does it matter?" Her last name is Marhker. MLIA
    
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