FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN _ E L E V A T O R _
>When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
>Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
>Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
> Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
>Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
>Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
>Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
>Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
>Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
>Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
>Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
>Swat at flies that don't exist.
>Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
>Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
>Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
>Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
>Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
>Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
>Scream occasionally then act natural.
>Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
>Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
>Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
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