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iMuffin

1. iMuffin
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2010 6:59am UTC
   Just gonna stand there and watch me
   R o a r
   But that's alright because I'm a
   D i n o s a u r :)
   
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2. iMuffin
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2010 3:44pm UTC
   <div style="text-align: center; line-height: 30px; width: 600px; background-color: black;"> <br /> <span style="color: rgb(12, 12, 12);"><strong><span style="font-size: 60px;"><span style="font-family: Georgia;">i l o v e d y o u</span></span></strong></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Century Gothic;"><strong><span style="font-size: 55px; letter-spacing: -6px;"><span style="text-shadow: 1px 1px 80px rgb(255, 204, 204);">i wish you could see that.<br /> <br /> </span></span></strong></span></div>
   Dear heart-broken girl aged 11-15,
   Ok, so, he broke your heart. He lied. He hurt you. But let's face it darling: You were never gonna end up married or something. You are so young. Right now, it hurts like crazy. You feel you'll never love again. But, come on. Stop crying. He was just a childhood love. You'll laugh about this in twenty, thirty years.
   You'll find a good guy one day.
   Just not today.
   Love from,
   Me
   
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3. iMuffin
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2010 2:30pm UTC
   <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #ff99cc"><span style="font-family: kristen itc">N</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #ffcc99"><span style="font-family: impact">o </span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-family: impact"><span style="color: #ffff99">m</span></span><span style="color: #ccffcc">a</span></span><span style="font-size: 36px"><span style="color: #ccffff">t</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #99ccff"><span style="font-family: kristen itc">t</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #cc99ff"><span style="font-family: kristen itc">e</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #99ccff"><span style="font-family: impact">r </span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-family: impact"><span style="color: #ccffff">h</span></span><span style="color: #ccffcc">o</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #ffff99"><span style="font-family: kristen itc">w </span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #ffcc99"><span style="font-family: kristen itc">b</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #ff99cc"><span style="font-family: impact">a</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #ffff99"><span style="font-family: impact">d </span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="font-family: impact"><span style="color: #ccffcc">i</span></span><span style="color: #ccffff">t </span></span><span style="font-size: 36px"><span style="color: #99ccff">g</span><span style="color: #cc99ff">e</span><span style="color: #ccffff">t</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #ccffcc"><span style="font-family: kristen itc">s</span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: #ffff99"><span style="font-family: kristen itc">,</span></span></span></strong><br /> <span style="font-size: 26pt"><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: kristen itc">It<u> will always </u>get better. </span></span></span><br /> <span style="color: #cc99cc"><span style="font-size: 72pt"><span style="font-family: tunga">ಇ </span></span></span><br /> <br /> </p>
   Sundays.
   S n o o p y P J s F T W ! : )
   <div style="text-align: center; "><span style="font-size: xx-large; "><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 255); "><span style="font-family: Impact; "> Beautiful pictures<br /> are developed from<br /> negatives<br /> in a dark room.<br /> So if you see darkness in your life<br /> be sure that a beautiful picture<br /> is being prepared.</span></span></span></div>
   
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4. iMuffin
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2010 2:01pm UTC
   Dear person with low-self esteem,
   You are beautiful. Never think otherwise. When you
   smile, it lights up the whole room. I love the way your
   hair goes whoosh when you turn around. Your voice
   is like honey, and when you laugh it's like someone
   is hugging you. Your body is the perfect size, and your
   face looks like a super-models. I hate it when you cry
   because I don't like seeing those gorgeous eyes go
   all sad. You have so many talents and qualities...
   Why do you always focus on your faults?
   Love from,
   -Me
   
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5. iMuffin
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2010 1:40pm UTC
   You know that feeling?
   That feeling when you manage to put on really tight jeans, and you're walking around like a total superstar, but then...
   The button at the front explodes off and you feel really stupid, like all your hard work was for nothing, all of your energy was wasted, everything that you did was just thrown aside?
   Well, that's how I feel every time I look at you.
   
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6. iMuffin
   posted a quote
   October 31, 2010 1:24pm UTC
   I love you.
   Yes, you love me enough to destroy me.
   
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