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1. iLuvYuhWittyx3
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 9:23am UTC
   Mom: Sabi, go clean your room
   Me: Mom, I just did the other day!
   Mom: But it's filthy again, so go!
   Me: -_______-
   Mom: Eh, nevermind. I know you're not capable of doing it anyway..
   - Me: I'll show you! * Runs to go clean room *
   I fall for it every time...:|
   
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2. iLuvYuhWittyx3
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   Auntie: Sadie, what did I tell you about rubbing kisses off your cheeks?
   Cousin: No mommy, I wasn't rubbing it off, I was rubbing it in!
   this
   made
   my
   day.
   
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3. iLuvYuhWittyx3
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   That embarassing moment,
   When you're hurled over in a laugh so hard that your sides hurt and there's no sound coming out and everyone's looking at you, and so your best friend goes " Nothing to see! My friend here's just having a muscle spasm!"
   
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4. iLuvYuhWittyx3
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 1:17pm UTC
   So, um...
   Anyone mind taking this knife out of my back...?
   ♥♥♥♥♥♥
   
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5. iLuvYuhWittyx3
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   The awkward moment,
   When you see a big fat rat, teaching little rats about the importance of avoiding mice traps.
   n m f
   
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6. iLuvYuhWittyx3
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 11:04pm UTC
   LOVE IS LIKE A LUMP OF GOLD
   Hard to get and hard to hold.
   
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7. iLuvYuhWittyx3
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2011 10:53pm UTC
   & We All Know,
   What the Shake & Weight is r e a l l y trying to pursue.
   nmf.
   
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8. iLuvYuhWittyx3
   posted a quote
   July 18, 2011 4:07pm UTC
   YOU BREATHE OXYGEN?
   " We have so much in common! "
   
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9. iLuvYuhWittyx3
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2011 8:28pm UTC
   Hello.
   /) _ (\
   I'm nervous. :]
   
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10. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    Riddles #1,
    WHAT IS,
    ONCE IN A MINUTE, TWICE IN A MOMENT, BUT never in a thousand years?...
    " The letter " M " :] "
    nmf
    
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11. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 11:00am UTC
    & Who else thought,
    that Spongebob's parents were cookies?
    nmf:]
    
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12. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    Good girls are found,
    in every corner of the earth
    BUT,
    unfortunately,
    The eart h is round..
    &nmf
    
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13. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    FOR SALE!
    One Heart...
    TERRIBLE Condition,
    will take ANYTHING for it!
    PLEASE
    Just cut it out of my chest
    & end this suffering..
    nmf/nmq
    
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14. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    ADULTS.
    Are just kids with money.
    Simple as that. >.<
    - ♥ -
    not my format.
    
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15. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    OK. I get it.
    WACHOVIA
    has now changed to
    Wells Fargo.
    nmf
    
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16. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    & It takes a girl a million ' sorry's '
    For a guy 2 accept her apology
    Yet a girl accepts a guy's apology
    only in one ' sorry '
    
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17. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    --------------------
    |||||| The ONLY Ship That DOESN'T Sink||||||
    Is Friendship..
    nmf:]
    
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18. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    I refuse ,
    To call my besties ' bestfriend ', I prefer ' buddies '
    because other that bestfriends, buddies has ' u & i ' in it.
    Bestfriend has ' i ' .
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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19. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    Max and Ruby,
    Murder the ♥ button if you sang, " RUBY & MAX! "
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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20. iLuvYuhWittyx3
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 11:27pm UTC
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