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  1. maddiem99 maddiem99
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    ME: what time is it?
    High School Musical 2: SUMMERTIME! ITS OUR VACATION!
    ME: no seriously i just wanted to know what time it was.
    ZAC: oh, its 2:30.
    ME: thanks.

  2. coolioolio coolioolio
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    i wonder what volemort looked like as a
    baby.....

  3. yeahbuddy123 yeahbuddy123
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    That awkward moemnt when
    Someone screams YOLO at a funeral.....

  4. cnh123 cnh123
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    both legs under the blanket= too hot
    Both legs out= too cold
    one leg out one leg in=just right
    until the devil from paranormal activity drags you down the hallway
    nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. OnlyAtNight OnlyAtNight
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Awkward Moment #9.
    The awkward moment when you fart during a moment of silence

  7. Georgialisugly Georgialisugly
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    Friend: *hands me some chips*
    Me: :O you are amazing
    Friens: What are friends for ?
    Me: To give me food!!!!!
    (Real conversation i had with friend)

  8. lovestardoll423 lovestardoll423
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    When my phones charged:
    No texts.
    When it's going dead:
    8974873 Texts.
    Format Credit; IJustLikedYourQuote

  9. alyssa51998 alyssa51998
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    i'm so cool
    ice cubes are jealous

  10. alyssa51998 alyssa51998
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    that's funny
    how funny?
    too funny
    thats funny!
    nmf

  11. xxsammy02xx xxsammy02xx
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    DUDE! That camping trip was...
    IN TENTS
    Fave if you get it! :D

  12. MayaStyles MayaStyles
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    me: RAWWRRRR!
    best friend: no. i dont love you.
    lmfao. i dont love you. i freaking wanna eat you!
    .__.
    Run B*TCH!
    NMQ-Credit to Imonlyateen


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    I Don't Take A$$ As A Bad Word Because It's Just Another Way Saying But. ;p
    Fav If You Get It. ( :

  15. JulieElizabeth JulieElizabeth
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    ▄████▀█▄
    ▄█████████████████▄
    ▄█████.▼.▼.▼.▼.▼.▼▼▼▼
    ▄███████▄.▲.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
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    Im a dinosaur, so like... Roar and stuff. <3

  16. nothing_to_everyone nothing_to_everyone
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Toilets are jealous of you, you're that full of crap.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  17. Kiah Papaya* Kiah Papaya*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    KindOfEmbarrasingFact#1
    When I was little...
    I had a crush on Danny Phantom:/

    #Don'tJudge

  18. beans222 beans222
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday
    No, this is Patrick -__-

  19. jade101 jade101
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
    BUT!
    CATS ONLY LIVE TWICE.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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