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  1. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  2. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  3. CoollStoryyBroo CoollStoryyBroo
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    My boyfriend thinks I'm a stalker...
    well he's not exactly my boyfriend yet..

  4. mystic_ale mystic_ale
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    I remember when i first met him
    I thought to myself I'll never fall in love with him
    but one day when I looked to you a bit closer I saw a sparkle in your eye
    and since that day I knew you were the one..

:)

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