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hey im leah (:
i'm 15&my boyfriends the best thing thats ever happened to me. girls come first. and i love wittyy. comment if you have questions or suggestions :D<3

hotxmess
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 11:05pm UTC

i don't want him to leave me. :'( i really hope he doesn't break up with me. i want him to stay, i didn't do anything to deserve this. i just want him to stay. that's all :(

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hotxmess
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 10:07pm UTC

The camel called;
He wants his toe back.
*fb*

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hotxmess
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 9:27pm UTC

wtf..
"Change of plans. We are canceling your birthday plans and we'll just have cake at home. For your brother's birthday, we're going away for a week and we're bringing him to a concert. Make sure to tell your friends it's canceled. Goodnight!"
thanks mom. thanks.

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hotxmess
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July 3, 2011 4:33pm UTC

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hotxmess
posted a quote
May 19, 2011 6:51pm UTC

those girls that can cry as hard as possible, that look beautiful
5 minutes later....
then theres me..that looks like a retarded walrus...

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hotxmess
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 9:31pm UTC

I was going through my newsfeed on facebook, and saw a guys status
"I wasted so many 11:11s on you."
whoa.

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hotxmess
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 12:35pm UTC

dont you hate that nervous feeling you get
when someone says
"hey can i ask you something?..."

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hotxmess
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December 9, 2010 6:24pm UTC

my boyfriend came over while i was getting ready to go out.
i left my laptop up, conveniently it was left up on my witty profile.
i came back about 5 minutes later. and he looked at me and said
"this girl must have been crushed by everything that one guy did to her. why would any guy make a girl feel like THAT?"
and all i said was...
"yeah...i bet she was completely
crushed."

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 25, 2010 11:17am UTC

my boyfriend broke up with me
& a couple hours later
me and my mom were in the car
and "break your heart"
came on the radio.
and my mom said:
"hey atleast taio cruz warns girls."
so true.

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 18, 2010 8:00pm UTC

yeah i know him,
why, whatsup?
does anyone elses friends do this one facebook?!

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 18, 2010 2:41pm UTC

dont you wish
there was make up
that covered up that look you get
after you cry?
mine . *

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 14, 2010 8:11pm UTC

so i got my period in the movies.
and i went over to target to buy some tampons
and my boyfriend was with me & i said ___no stay here...
this is big
girl stuff♥

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 10:08pm UTC

we all have talent.
for example:
he's good at lying
& i'm good at believing.
< / 3

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 6:39pm UTC

muffins spelled
backwards is
SNIFFUM♥

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 6:21pm UTC

anyone that says
"Good morning"
on mondays....
deserves a good ol'
SLAP IN THE FACE.

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 6:17pm UTC

WhEn YoU tAlK LIkE THiS It GiVEs mE a HeaDaCHE AnD iT TAkeS TWicE aS lOnG To REaD aND iT mAkeS mE wAnT tO ClaMP yOuR FAcE IntO a GarRy FoREmaN GriLl .

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 6:13pm UTC

OH? your dating my ex? cool...im eating chicken wings...
want those left overs too?

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hotxmess
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November 8, 2010 6:09pm UTC

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 6:02pm UTC

I've got 5 fingers...
the middle ones yours.

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hotxmess
posted a quote
November 8, 2010 5:57pm UTC

"YOUR MOM."
dude.... really? thats just annoying now.

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