READ!!! SOOO FUNNY!!!!!
Me: So I have this elaborate plan to steal your corgi, just because it makes "rawr-rawr" noises when you don't pet him:
I will take a balloon to the Artic, and find a polar bear, I will ask him to meet me down at Antartica. I will then take a train to the end of South America. I will then ride a killer whale named Phil to the edge of Antartica. I will meet the polar bear and ride him to find a penguin, a penguin with macaroni hair. I will then ride the polar bear with the penguin to Phil, ride Phil to South America. I will then burn the train, and watch it burn. Then I will drive a car made of cheese, because the penguin likes cheese *yes, he does, because hes never had it before, only fish, ew* and when hes eaten the whole car I will go to a 50 yr old plane and burn that. Then teleport into your yard at noon sharp. I will throw the penguin through the window. Everyone will go "WTF?!? THERES A PENGUIN?!? WHO THROWS A PENGUIN?!?" and they will be soo distracted that I will take a wheelbarrow and put the corgi in it, and run away. I Shall rename him Paco and have him "rawr-rawr" for me. This is my plan.
haha, this was sooo funny :]