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1. horsegirl99
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2013 9:51pm UTC
   I'm the kind of person
   who would spend hours trying to drown a fish.
   nmq/nmf
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | i n s p i r a t i o n
   
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2. horsegirl99
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   January 11, 2013 7:56pm UTC
   In history:
   Teacher: *talking about arranging posters*
   me: I'm good at arranging posters. I have an entire wall covered in them
   kid in class: *cough cough* one direction
   teacher: emily come over here and arrange these posters
   me: ok. *arranges posters and wastes most of class*
   me: im done
   ~everyone claps~
   Me: *sits back down* now that's how you waste class
   
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3. horsegirl99
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   January 11, 2013 7:54pm UTC
   in Spanish Today:
   Teacher: What are you guys doing this weekend? *he said that in spanish*
   Me: Es el cumpleanos de Zayn.
   Teacher: Who?
   Me: *goes onto google and shows teacher*
   Teacher: What are you going to do to celebrate? *he said that in spanish too*
   Me: como se dice fangirl?
   
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4. horsegirl99
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   January 10, 2013 2:01pm UTC
   Most people at 2am: Where did my pillow go?
   Me at 2am: Where did my comforter go?
   mq
   
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5. horsegirl99
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   December 18, 2012 2:27pm UTC
   I just realized
   that if the world ends on the 21st Louis won't turn 21.
   
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6. horsegirl99
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   December 17, 2012 10:23pm UTC
   It doesn't matter how old you are.
   If a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that thing.
   
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7. horsegirl99
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   December 17, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
   
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8. horsegirl99
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   December 15, 2012 12:26am UTC
   This boy is 9 years old and he's going to die soon because of level 4 cystic fibrosis. He wants to set a record for the most Christmas cards ever recieved. If you want to make his Christmas merrier, then send your cards to:
   Dalton Dingus
   HC 62 Box 1249
   Salyersville, KY 41465
   
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9. horsegirl99
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   December 13, 2012 11:33pm UTC
   On chat with my BFF:
   BFF: Watcha doin?
   Me: Math HW
   BFF: do u need help?
   Me: not yet
   BFF: what are you working on?
   Me: let me open my math book first :)
   BFF: haha!!!
   I love our convos.
   
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10. horsegirl99
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    December 13, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    WE LIVE IN THE ERA OF SMART PHONES AND STUPID PEOPLE.
    
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11. horsegirl99
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    December 13, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
    
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12. horsegirl99
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    December 11, 2012 9:30pm UTC
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13. horsegirl99
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    December 11, 2012 9:21pm UTC
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14. horsegirl99
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    December 11, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    I'M NOT EVEN ON DRUGS. I'M JUST WEIRD.
    nmq/mf
    
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15. horsegirl99
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    December 10, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Study
    (Verb)
    The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
    
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16. horsegirl99
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    December 10, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    I know they say there's a lot of fish in the sea.... But you're my Nemo. It's really hard to find you.
    nmq
    
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17. horsegirl99
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    December 10, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    You're the jelly to my burger,
    The knife to my soup,
    The glitter to my sushi,
    And the ketchup to my ice-cream,
    My point is, I don't need you and I never will.
    nmq/nmf
    
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18. horsegirl99
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    December 9, 2012 2:41pm UTC
    If you really think about it
    Santa is really a fat person that stalks people all day and has minions to work for him.
    
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19. horsegirl99
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    December 7, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    someone yells at you for clicking your pen, and you have to click it one more time to use it.
    
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20. horsegirl99
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    December 7, 2012 11:00pm UTC
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