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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 4:45pm UTC

I remember
that when I was younger,
I thought getting your period was cool because it meant growing up.
I wish i could go back, and slap my young self.
any one else?

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 15, 2012 4:42pm UTC

M a n h a s b e c o m e o u r g r e a t e s t h a z a r d, b u t o u r o n l y h o p e.
-John Steinbeck

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:56pm UTC

R.I.P. Daddy
You died 3 days after the terrorist attack on 9/11
From toxians in your lungs.
You were such a brave firefighter.
I love and miss you.
who else <3's theyre dad

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 11:33am UTC

In New York
The penalty for jumping off a tall building
is death
think about it

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 11:31am UTC

*If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, it will be towed if the parking fine is not paid.*
Oh florida

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 11:05am UTC

My 3 year old cousin,
walks into preschool everday
& kisses all the little girls on the check.
even the 2 little girls who are special needs
Who else thinks this is adorible?
♥

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:22pm UTC

So 3 of the women in my family are on periods this week.
Apparently they forgot to flush the toilet...
Because my 5 year old brother called the cops,
cuz there was blood in the toilet and "tissues" with blood in the garbage.
hes gonna laugh about this one day...
we all laughed now.

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 3:29pm UTC

5 years
Its been 5 years now without you.
Its been 5 years now since that horrible accident.
Its been 5 years now since i've seen you.
Its been 5 years now that i've missed you.
I pray that they'll find whoever did this,
I pray everyday.
I love you <3
R.I.P. Jessica Maddox

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:41pm UTC

I'm a girl
I'm trying to survive in this game called
LIFE.
I'm not perfect,
but everyone expects me to be.
I do crazy and stupid things sometimes,
but thats JUST ME.
I like to be 100% me,
if you don't like it, i don't care.
I didn't sign up for this
Don't judge me
Don't change me
Cuz you can't
♥
LAYOUTCREDI

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:34pm UTC

W a i t i n g f o r s o m e t h i n g t h a t w i l l n e v e r h a p p e n
♥

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posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:31pm UTC

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:20pm UTC

I am who i am
I say what i mean
I do what i want
DONT JUDGE ME

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:12pm UTC

ALL YOU PEOPLE HATING ON MY QUOTES
yeh all my quotes are real..im not that imaginitive.
you say that you hate judging and rude/ jealous people.
well thats exactly what your doing!
not. cool. to. stereotype.
sincerly,
let me live my own life and not be judged.

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Only MY nana
would take a stalker picture of a
cute guy at the beach for me.
<3

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 7:17pm UTC

My sister is suspended for 3 days
for throwing a book at a girl (and
giving her a bloody nose) after she
said she hopes One Direction would
blow up.
way to go sis :D

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:48pm UTC

PLEASE READ!
My older sister and I wanted to go see an r-rated movie the other day.
But we were babysitting our 2 year old sister.
So my older sister walked into the movie theater,
with our 2 year old sister hiding in her over-sized sweatshirt.
One of the guys selling tickets said "ma'am whats in your shirt?"
My sister smacked him in the face and replied,
"Why the hell are you looking at my boobs!?"
The guy said "No your stomache!"
My sister hit him again and said,
"Why are you staring at my stomache? Do you think i'm fat or something!? Not everyone is a supermodle! i have never been more offended in my life!"
We got our tickets for free and no one else noticed that the baby was in her shirt....
My life is now complete

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:27pm UTC

And to think that we all
used to say
how pretty barbie was
and that we wanted to look like that...

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:23pm UTC

Fake boobs?
Fake butt?
Fake hair?
Fake skin?
Fake eyelashes?
Fake nails?
Fake personality?
I've always hated barbie....

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 3:17pm UTC

5 weeks ago
my best friends's crush asked her out.
he was a very popular boy.
he bought her flowers and took her to a super fancy resturant.
at the end of the date, he leaned in to kiss her.
but instead of kissing her, he threw water in her face and screamed "GOT YA!"
as all his buddies ran out and high fived him.
My friends heart was broken.
a boy in the resturant went up to the four guys and punched them all.
then he went over to my friend and said
"dont let jerks like them get to you, your absolutly perfect and you deserve better"
They've been dating, for real, ever since.

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horsechick818
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:29pm UTC

me on Omegle
you are now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi ;)
you: hello
stranger: are you a female? im a male
you: imma female
stranger: can i have a pic? ;)
you: of what?
stranger: you know, a dirty pic ;)
you: of course
stranger: ;D
you: *sends a picture*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I sent him a picture of a baby pig rolling around in mud with a caption that read "it doesnt get much dirttier than this!

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