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hornyben345

1. hornyben345
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   June 7, 2012 3:25am UTC
   always remember your beautiful and unique dont let people tell you different and if they do remember i love you anyway <3
   - the guy
   
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2. hornyben345
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   June 7, 2012 3:20am UTC
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3. hornyben345
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   June 7, 2012 3:15am UTC
   Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
   - the guy
   
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4. hornyben345
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   June 7, 2012 2:40am UTC
   Duct tape is like the force. it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the world together...
   - the guy
   
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5. hornyben345
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   June 7, 2012 2:37am UTC
   Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
   - the guy
   
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6. hornyben345
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   June 6, 2012 7:10am UTC
   The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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7. hornyben345
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   June 6, 2012 6:59am UTC
   Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
   - the guy
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8. hornyben345
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   June 6, 2012 6:54am UTC
   the main reason santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad boys live ;)
   -the guy
   
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9. hornyben345
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   June 6, 2012 4:55am UTC
   Meeting you: fate.
   Being with you: luck.
   Leaving you: pain.
   Waiting for you: pacient.
   Talking to you: happines.
   Missing you: hope.
   Fighting with you: bitterness.
   Saying goodbye: sadness.
   Knowing you love me: its something i cant describe.
   - the guy
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10. hornyben345
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    June 5, 2012 7:10am UTC
    we think all girls want the perfect boyfriends... but aperantly they want to be able to eat without getting fat! but what they dont realise is that we dont judge them on what they look like but on your personalities :)
    - the guy
    
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