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  1. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    ‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
    13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
    16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
    18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
    25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
    30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
    50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
    70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    You only have 1 mom.
    Fave this if you appreciate
    & love your mom!
    text message*

  2. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  3. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% (;

  4. xoxlilsab9xox xoxlilsab9xox
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:10am UTC
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  5. beliebinchances beliebinchances
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC
    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about global warming.
    Karma's a b*tch
    ♥theTitanic.
    Format credit to: sillyslinky

  6. ilovedance143 ilovedance143
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC
    Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  8. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  9. isabel* isabel*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    && In my
    e n t i r e witty
    [[experience]] I've l.e.a.r.n.e.d.
    that q u o t e s only get [(Favorites)]
    ---->when they
    (Look Like)
    [[This]]


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. _behind_these_green_eyes _behind_these_green_eyes
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    dad: Why are you getting all dressed up?
    me: I'm going on a date.
    dad: Honey, I'm sure your computer will like you no matter what you look like.

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