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hopexo11
posted a quote
August 9, 2011 3:03pm UTC

Everyone
has
a
secret
that
even
your
best friend
doesn't
know
about

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hopexo11
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August 8, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Face It:
Teachers know when you are texting. Nobody looks down at their crotch and smiles every 5 minutes.

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hopexo11
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August 8, 2011 9:15pm UTC

What did Barrack say to Michelle when he proposed?
"I don't wanna be Obama self..."

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August 8, 2011 9:11pm UTC

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hopexo11
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August 8, 2011 9:05pm UTC

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WITH YOUR SUNGLASSES AND YOUR PIMP STICK!"
Grandma please, he's blind...

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hopexo11
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August 8, 2011 8:57pm UTC

Cucumber
Never knew a vegetable could be a bad word
From now on whenever I'm near an adult and I want to swear I'm going to use a vegetable instead.
"You broccoli! Go shove a zucchini up your tomato you ugly squash!"

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hopexo11
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August 8, 2011 8:48pm UTC

5 things you can't do!
1) Lick your elbow.
2) tickle yourself.
3) Draw The Number Six While Making Clockwise Circles With Your Leg.
4) Fit your whole fist in your mouth.
5) Sneeze with your eyes open.
*LIKE* if you have tried one of these before..

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August 8, 2011 8:39pm UTC

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