Make your own sentence.
Step one, choose the month you were born.
January-I kissed
February- I slept with
March- I gave birth to
April- I hate
May- I made out with
June- I broke up with
July- I got pregnant by
August- I slaped
September- I killed
October- I punched
November- I cut
December- I went shopping with
Step two, choose the day you were born.
1: A prostitute
2: Bed
3: Your dad
4: Your mum
5: Elmo
6: Your ex
7: A cat
8: Justin Bieber
9: The cookie monster
10: A condom
11: Tampons
12: A lesbian
13: Selena Gomez
14: A hobo
15: A pervert
16: A hooker
17: A clown
18: A nerd
19: a bag of butter
20: Your grandad
21: Your grandma
22: A pillow
23: A terd
24: My best friend
25: Everyone
26: 'A' from pretty little liars
27: George Bush
28: Julia Gilard
29: Shane Dawson
30: Tinkerbell
31: Peter pan
Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.
White- Because I'm single
Black- Because I'm sexy
Pink- Because I'm bored
Red- Because I think your hot
Blue- Because I like your but
Yellow- Because I felt like it
Gray- Because I hate my looks
Green- Because I'm amazing
Orange- Because I'm beautiful
Brown- Because I wanted to
Purple- Because I hate you
No shirt- Because I have perfect boobs
Other- Because I broke up with my boyfriend
Now fave and comment your sentence!
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