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  1. ChicAngelique ChicAngelique
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    • • • • •
    I'm not a stalker .
    I'm just an unpaid private
    investigator.
    • • • • •


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  3. rachie2344 rachie2344
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    BAZINGA!
    ~sheldon cooper♥
    Format by Urbanlayoutsxoxo

  4. rachelhershey19 rachelhershey19
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    What I if I told you,
    You read the top line
    wrong...

  5. heyyyyyyyyy heyyyyyyyyy
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Saying "nmq" doesn't make it okay to steal someone's quote.

  6. mareadia914 mareadia914
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    Your ipod? Laptop? Ipad?
    All because of one man:
    Steve Jobs. Even those of you
    who don't use Mac. Steve Jobs had the idea for Itunes. Music would'nt exist the way it does without him. So comon guys.
    Lets fave this one for him ♥

  7. foreverandalways0618 foreverandalways0618
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    does anyone else wonder what the guy who talks on disney channel looks like?

  8. heyyyyyyyyy heyyyyyyyyy
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Stop complaining and getting attention if you don't want to talk and don't want everyone staring at you and asking if you're okay!

  9. legit7 legit7
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    B*tch: You are so pathetic, stop acting like you're 5.
    Me: ....want to know something funny?
    B*tch: What
    Me: That's still more mature than you.

  10. madimonkey madimonkey
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    sometimes i with i was a little girl again because brused knees heal faster than broken hearts </3

  11. Donttellalifeisatstake Donttellalifeisatstake
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    My dad
    used to go up to little kids and ask them if they wanted ice cream. Anyone else think this is wrong?

  12. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Telling me to, 'just get over him' is like,
    telling a alcoholic to, 'just stop drinking.'
    i'm addicted to him.

  13. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one??
    who wants to die,
    be dead for like a day,
    see how everyone reacts,
    then come back to life.

  14. ilovelacrosse123 ilovelacrosse123
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    The Awkward
    Moment When Your
    Mom Starts Singing
    Your Favorite Song
    And Your Like -_- NO.

  15. foreverme1331 foreverme1331
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
    nmq

  16. melonpants13 melonpants13
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    Dear 9 year olds with boyfriends,
    shouldnt you find yourself,
    before you try finding him?

  17. LaureeeenN LaureeeenN
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Mirror : "Whoaah You're Sexy Babe" !
    Camera: "Whoaaah You look Like Crap Bro" !

  18. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    So I think I finally figured out
    what guys do at sleepovers.
    :Truth or dare?
    :Dare.
    :I dare you to tell her you love her.
    :But I don't?
    :So?
    :Okay, I'll do it.

  19. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  20. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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