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LaX_loVe
posted a quote
August 26, 2009 6:28pm UTC

when school gets borring
if you have a teacher with hearing aids get the
whole class to start mouthing words so that
your teacher thinks there is something wrong
with his hearing aids. then when he turns them
up everyone start screaming and keep going
from screaming to mouthing words it will get the
teacher really confused and it'll waist class time
:)
possible series??

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italianbaybeex10
posted a quote
August 27, 2009 11:49am UTC

Today i was playing Bop It
With my Grandmother, the game demanded
that i "pull it three times" i didn't think anything
of it, but my grandmother on the other hand
shouted out
"That's What He Said"

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izzieizhawt
posted a quote
May 22, 2009 9:03pm UTC

ACCORDING;
to [ ( g.r.e.e.k. ) ] mythology
humans were orginally created
with ( 4 ) arms, ( 4 ) legs, and
( 2 ) heads. but fearing their
power, [{ Z.E.U.S }] split them
into two pieces condeming
spend their lives in search of
their other halves. these r our
SOULMATES

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HelloSeattle
posted a quote
May 25, 2009 8:09pm UTC

a blind man
walked passed a deaf woman and knew it was
l o v e a t f i r s t s i g h t .
-- A s t h a t v e r y s a m e --
deaf woman
walked passed the blind man, she could
h e a r h e r h e a r t
pounding in her chest.
** All mine **

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xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
posted a quote
April 7, 2009 6:00pm UTC

diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
wasn't an accident .
barney came along,
and they all committed
SuiCiDe

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XxJessxisxherexX
posted a quote
February 17, 2009 6:07pm UTC

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__iSwim
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 7:04pm UTC

hey everyone here on witty..
i don't really know how to say this but
i have been feeling the pain/sadness lately.
my cousin CALEB JOSEPH REGENSKI
died when he was at the age of 2.
he had a terrible tumor in his brain.
he was a very cute baby,
and loved by many,
& missed by all.
for every favorite that i get on this quote
i will donate a dollar to his fund.
if you do not believe me and think i am
making this up...
go to calebmemorialfund.com
its all right there.
please help in my time of need

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xoxmihasfabquotes
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 7:27pm UTC

What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm good.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands.
no credit. just edited*

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XoQueen_of_KingsX3
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 9:24pm UTC

& Boy;
You should get a tatoo of "LOL" on your Dick.
'Cause thats
w h a t t h e g i r l s d o
when you
♦_ p u l l y o u r p a n t s d o w n _♦

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gabbylicious2014
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 7:19pm UTC

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xoxomusicbaby
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 8:43pm UTC

lets hear it for the
7th graders
fav if you are one!

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flywithme_xo
posted a quote
August 19, 2009 5:51pm UTC

*lying in the middle of the street*
allie: what happens if a car comes?
♥ ---->noah: we die. <---- ♥
.::.TheNotebook.::.

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got_my_head_iN_the_clouds
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 4:04pm UTC

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ForeverYouSaid
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 4:04pm UTC

whenyoudon'thavelove
it’s like there's a party going on and
e v e r y b o d y was invited except for you…
and you just happen to walk by that house
intherain
danecook
(re-added)

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SyntheticLove
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August 10, 2009 1:03pm UTC

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QuoteMakerxo
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 12:26pm UTC

My best friend and I
will go to the supermarket on a friday night
dressed in monkey pajamas and fuzzy slippers
at 7:30pm. we'll race shopping carts down the
empty isles, grabbing pop-tarts and huge bags
of chips off the shelves. we'll race back home
to curl up with 20 pillows and blankets instead
of going to the big party. why? because »finding
nemo« starts at 8:00pm on Disney Channel [:

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gracieloo752
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 11:36am UTC

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XxPeaceLuvHappinessxX
posted a quote
July 28, 2009 4:22pm UTC

-----------\-/-__
--------/--\-|-/--\
--------\|/
---------,.--v---._
/\__/\--/------------\
-\_ _/--/---------------\
-------\ \_|-----------@ __|
----\----------------\_
-----\-----/___/-------/
~~~`~~~~~\\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~//~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~cxp
it's a whale ;)
credits 2 summerstar3

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lindsayyy
posted a quote
July 28, 2009 5:20pm UTC

I'm not with
STUPID.
We broke up.

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x3briannaily
posted a quote
July 28, 2009 6:40pm UTC

Who the hell came up with this idea?
'oh gee! I think I'm going to let girls bleed through there crotch every month,
and since thats just not enough, i'll add bloating, head-aches, and cramps to!"
Whoever did,you're an idiot.
all mine (:

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