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heyhey_Haleyy

1. heyhey_Haleyy
   posted a quote
   March 15, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   You're Like an upsidedown word,
   I have to bend over backwards for you.
   :'(
   
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2. heyhey_Haleyy
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 7:15pm UTC
   Substitute Teacher:
   The answer is 3 times 2 times 5 times 2... stop.
   Me:
   HAMMER TIME!
   
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3. heyhey_Haleyy
   posted a quote
   January 9, 2012 6:54pm UTC
   Sometimes it's hard to see the difference between a really good friend (of the opposite gender) and someone you're in love with....
   
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4. heyhey_Haleyy
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   January 8, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   If you're bored....
   just turn on Dora and FULLY participate!!!!
   
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5. heyhey_Haleyy
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   How to have fun on Google tip #1:
   Type in french military victories, then press I'm feeling lucky, it should say did you mean: French military defeats.
   
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6. heyhey_Haleyy
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   January 5, 2012 5:18pm UTC
   OLIVIA ARE U THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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7. heyhey_Haleyy
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   January 4, 2012 7:50pm UTC
   Awkward.
   
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8. heyhey_Haleyy
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   January 4, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   I just realized I have like 40 times more favorited quotes then quotes I posted... oops!
   
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9. heyhey_Haleyy
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 11:11am UTC
   Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
   
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10. heyhey_Haleyy
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    Today:
    My teacher said she doesn't hand out the grade 69
    because we are to immature to handle it.
    What ever happened to society?!
    
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11. heyhey_Haleyy
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Me:
    Go make me a samich.
    My Dog:
    .........
    Me:
    Are you even listening to me???
    My Dog:
    ........
    Me:
    Screw you I'm asking the fish.
    
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12. heyhey_Haleyy
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 9:19am UTC
    I just hate when;
    You try to explain one of funny moments an NOBODY laughs...
    then you try to explain it and it only makes it worse
    I hate that!!!!
    
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13. heyhey_Haleyy
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    May 17, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Isn't it sad knowing people who go on to a show to lose weight when they're obese end up lighter than YOU!!
    
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14. heyhey_Haleyy
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 11:46am UTC
    Do you believe in true love at first sight,
    Or do I have to walk by again?
    
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