heybeotchitsbritniii

heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 4:59pm UTC

-You think you know everything, dont you?
-No. Just there are the things I know...and then there's complete nonsense.

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heybeotchitsbritniii
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November 11, 2012 1:15pm UTC

APPEARANCE:
[] I am shorter than 5'4".
[] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I wear glasses sometimes.
[x] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 1 piercing
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
FAMILY:
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My actual parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday.
[x] I want to adopt someday.
SCHOOL/WORK:
[X] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my school.
EMBARRASSMENT:
[x] I've fell in public.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
HEALTH:
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[x] I have/had asthma.
(I had ^)
EXPERIENCES:
[x] I've gotten lost in my town
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[xxx] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've sat on a roof top.
[x] I'veplayed a prank on someone.
[] I've rode in a taxi.
[xxxxxxxxxxxx] I've eaten Sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
[xxx] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
HONESTY:
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES:
[] I've consumed alcohol
[] I regularly drink.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
[xxxxx] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've went to bed crying.

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 12:50pm UTC

i find it funny how the sadder i get, my taste in music gets better
just me?

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 8:40pm UTC

I pull up my sleeve right in front of your eyes
You look at my cuts with surpise
The one thing you don't realize
Is that you're the cause for my cries

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 10:32pm UTC

i just need someone
can anyone talk right now?

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 12:57am UTC

i do not like
the cone of shame:(
~my format~

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:48am UTC

Trust is like a mirror,
you can fix it if it's broken...
...but you'll always see a crack in the reflection.

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 11:50pm UTC

I
Will be on vacation until the end of July. So if you follow me and I don't follow back for a couple weeks, that's why.
Love you all! Goodbye, witty
Heart,
Britni

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 11:29pm UTC

Kids at my middle school: Let's do drugs, have s3x, give bl0wjobs, get fingered, and drink! Because we're just that cool
Kids at normal middle schools: Oh my goodness did you hear that Sarah kissed Tommy?! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
Just me?

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 8:52pm UTC

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 10:35am UTC

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 4:13pm UTC

So what
If I'm not the prettiest
Or the funniest
The nicest
Or the most popular?
I'm me, and that's all I'll ever be

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 6:51pm UTC

~poem about cutting true story I cut for the first time today...~
Cuts
Little cuts
Slashed across my arm
In different directions
Not very deep
Barely even drawing blood
I know, I'm bad at it
Hey, it's my first time cutting
And I did it with a needle
Not the type
On a syringe
A needle
Made for sewing
The cuts
They slash across
3 inches of skin
Because they're just
Little cuts
But
How will I explain
If my parents see it
They'll take me to the therapist
...again...
Next time
And there will be a next time
I'll do it on
My thigh

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 10:27pm UTC

Introducing
A new font to witty
(Like a boss)
I like this one too
This one too
And this!!!

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 7:58pm UTC

What is the biggest lie in the universe?
I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 7:54pm UTC

Why
Did Sally fall off off the swingset?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 4:59pm UTC

I'm sick of all the
hate
leave my the f*ck alone

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 12:22pm UTC

Okay, so this user, comes on my profile for no reason and starts insulting me, saying I'm too skinny and it looks like I have 4 breasts. This is WITTY. It's against eveything witty stands for to randomly insult people. She has NO RIGHT to say that. If you're reading this ___, then I hope you feel like sh*t.
If you want to know who it is, check my profile comments.

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heybeotchitsbritniii
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Google
You use it every day, but I bet you don't even know the order of the colors.
I'll give you a hint: Blue red yellow blue green red

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