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henryjayda143

1. henryjayda143
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   December 9, 2012 5:39am UTC
   Night Before School: I Want To Look Attractive Tomorrow
   Morning of School: Nevermind.
   
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2. henryjayda143
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   December 9, 2012 5:37am UTC
   Going Top McDonald's For a Salad is Like Going To a Prostitute For a Hug.
   
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3. henryjayda143
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   December 9, 2012 5:35am UTC
   "Rawr" Does NOT mean "I Love You" In Dinosaur. Did you ever see Jurassic Park? It means, "Im Going To F/cking Eat You."
   
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4. henryjayda143
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   November 28, 2012 3:40am UTC
   friend: i really wasnt that drunk last night
   me: you were hugging a guy with a bierd yelling "dumbledore your alive!"
   friend: and your point is?
   -_-
   
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5. henryjayda143
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   November 15, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   "mom i love you"
   "i dont have any money, try it with your dad"
   
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6. henryjayda143
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   November 15, 2012 7:39pm UTC
   You've changed" ... No, I think the proper term is "I've stopped trying to please your azz."
   
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7. henryjayda143
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   November 15, 2012 7:36pm UTC
   When I paint my nails, my left hands perfect while my right hand looks like a blind cat did it.
   
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8. henryjayda143
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   November 15, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   Girl: am I pretty ?
   Boy : NO
   Girl: do u want me to be with you forever ?
   Boy: NO
   Girl: Do u like me ?
   Boy: NO
   Girl: would u cry if I walked away ?
   Boy: NO
   The boy grabbed her arm and said
   Boy: I don't want to be with you forever ....... I need you forever ,I don't like you I LOVE YOU !! ,i wouldn't cry if you walked away......... I would DIE !! (boy whispers) stay with me.. (girl whispers) I will...
   if you think this is cute fave <3
   
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9. henryjayda143
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   November 15, 2012 7:29pm UTC
   That awkward moment...
   when you get in the van and theres no ice cream.
   fave if you get it <3
   
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10. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    that awkward moment when someone deletes you from facebook, and then adds you again.
    
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11. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    that awkward moment when your mom sits down next to you while your on the computer and you are like
    (`-`) (._. ) (· - ·) ( ._.) ( ` -`)
    
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12. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    doctor: your having twins!
    me: *starts to cry*
    doctor: arent you happy?
    me: yeah, but i dont know who the second father is!
    
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13. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    mom: are you talking back to me??
    me: well yeah thats kind of how communication works.
    
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14. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    When I Was Younger, I Would Put My Face Close To A Fan And Hear My Robot Voice. ^_^
    
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15. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    You'll Never Love Yourself As Much As I Love You <3
    
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17. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Relationship status:
    () single
    () taken
    () married
    (x) waiting for a miracle to happen
    
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18. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Me When I Am Almost home: I Can Almost Smell The Internet.
    
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19. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Favorite If Your Online ^-^
    
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20. henryjayda143
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    November 11, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    im painting a blue square in my backyard, so that google earth will think i have a pool.
    
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